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Today, I was riding on the Moscow metro. My friend and I were joking around in English about taking a nap on the nerdy business man next to me. As we laughed and made comments about him, which we thought he couldn't understand, he asked, "First time in Moscow?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5137) - you deserved it (73373)

On 09/08/2009 at 1:30pm - misc - by HotToTrotskyite (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

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Are you stupid? Most people all over the world understand English because its everywhere- schools, media, etc.

#3 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:22pm by lenasaur

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Some lessons are learned the hard way.

#2 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:21pm by Dillybar

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