Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriends fingers. I was really starting to turn him on, when I noticed something crunchy in my mouth. Turns out, he went digging for treasure up his nose earlier. I found the treasure in my mouth. FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 1:44am - misc - by Porkchop05 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
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wow that's nasty lol
first!!! lol just sayin it cause everybody else does
first is the worst, second is the best!
Though I'm not really second... but it looks like I am :)
And isn't this like exactly the same story someone posted as a comment on another FML, talking about someone's wife being 38 years old and picking her nose? Does anyone else remember that?
#49 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:22am by lologirl419
thats....... disgusting
and it looks like i'm: third!!!!!
#53 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:49am by slipknot_rocks
That's not what that FML was about. The OP was just commenting that the fml was that booger-picking existed at that age. In this one, she got someone else's boogers in her mouth.
No, I mean one of the COMMENTS on that FML told this one's exact same story, except the woman in that comment threw up after. Hahaha.
#72 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:56pm by lologirl419
That isn't nasty, if you can suck on his cock and make him cum in your face whats a little booger?
#73 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:59pm by RetardedBuddy
first is the worst , second is the best , & third is the one with the treasure chest ;)
LOL
#113 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:45am by staystrongholdon
wow ew. that is disgusting but you should've been looking!!
#2 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:12am by MorlekEngel
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WHO THE FUCK PICKS THEIR BUTT?!
I think YOU probably do.
OP YDI for being a blind douchebag.
#17 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:52am by youaresofucked
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(Also, blerp.)
#4 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:15am by beautiful_mayhem
i never knew boogers are crunchy . though one time my brother had a booger in his finger nails & decided to flick it .. i was staring at him w/ my mouth open ... guess where it went ?
#5 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:16am by YoshiTimex3
If you added today and fml on that statement it'd prolly go through
#88 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:25pm by TheHeroOfTime
Haaahahahaha that's disgusting! Hope you have some mouthwash... or disinfectant xP FYL.
#6 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:16am by Showmehowtolive
Oh my god, YDI though! Men can be gross you should have known what you were getting yourself into from the beginning. Think about if he picks his nose like that, where else have his fingers been all day? Probably scratching himself and everything. I hope you gargled some mouth wash REAL good after that!
#7 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:22am by hella_elyse
Oh right, because ALL guys are hygiene-phobic pigs who don't know how to take care of themselves
/eye roll
#8 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:26am by allmidnighteyes
I agree with #8, way to be sexist.
Besides, do you really think only guys pick their noses?
I don't, but I'm sure it's not a habit solely found in the male gender. Really, all humans have noses, and unhygenic girls *do* exist out there.
#7 your a fucking idiot. kill yourself bitch. every guy i know, myself included, have self respect and keep ourselves clean and yes we itch ourselves but we aren't some kind of animal.
grow up dipshit
#83 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:18pm by SizeMayVary
You guys must have failed to read my post right. I didn't say ALL men are pigs. I said men CAN BE gross. But if you'd like me to be sexist how about this... What sex itches their crotch shamelessly in public the most? Men. And I don't know about the femme men but a MAN gets his hands dirty throughout the day doing even the smallest household chores. Don't get so pushed out of shape because I speak the truth.
#98 - On 09/06/2009 at 9:16pm by hella_elyse
lol don't be such a douche. I don't think there is anything wrong with guys, but you just show that guys like you are all super judgmental assholes. Way to go.
#105 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:26am by gurlgurlgurl
Dump your boyfriend for that one.
Seriously, that's disgusting.
#9 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:26am by _DANTE_
it's totally gross! but not FML-ish...
I'd rather say FHisLife for grossing you out and probably making you never do that again
Um, it's not like she posted his/her own name and everything, I don't see how it violates his privacy.
Besides, it happened in what I'd assume to be their house. Not a public place.
He could be any guy living in Alberta, how would we know who?
Sounds like #7 has had some similar experience, not all men are disgusting like that, and you also failed to mention women can do disgusting things too, you just have to get over it.
#12 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:30am by Showmehowtolive
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
... partially from the post and partially because scrolling through pimpin88's posts always induces motion sickness. Love your work pimpin.
#13 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:31am by thequickredofox
EWW that's very gross... now u know, wash it before u suck it
#14 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:36am by chellinha93
not gonna lie, my own snot can taste nice
sounds wrong but if it's mine i don't really give a fuck
not that it happens in public mind you
#15 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:39am by failboatrollover
that's disgusting..
but sif you didn't see that there were shit on his fingers before you started sucking on them...
I was doing that yesterday...
Luckily my boyfriend isn't nasty.
#21 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:43am by em_Catastrophe
the crunchy ones are the best.. you know.. the ones that are dried up, flat, and stuck to the walls of your nostrils.
Yeah, but as soon as it went into your mouth, your saliva would moisten in, causing it to be un crunchy.
#57 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:03pm by Poke_my_mon
Jee! I'm not easily grossed out, but that does it. And I'm eating breakfast.
#38 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:23am by mycatissoft
wow I understand if ur having sex and it leads to that but to do it out of spontaneity and think it would be sexy is weird
thats not even sexy in the first place, most guys really dont like it when you do that, they just put up with it.
#46 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:06am by BioMajor12
Ummm yeah it is, I know i love when my girlfriend does that.....and every guy I know loves it....I don't know what YOU'RE talking about, but like every guy I know goes crazy over it. And to the OP that sucks, but think of it this way boogers are mostly made of water and have like no taste, the only real thing is that it was crunchy which was probably weird. For some reason people don't realize boogers are like just water and bacteria and stuff that gets caught and has no taste, eating it has no effect and is no big deal people need to get past the fact that it was disgusting in 4th grade, grow up and use some science to realize it doesn't matter (I'm not saying people should eat them, just they shouldn't make as big a deal about it) and plus what if somebody picks their nose? It happens, and most people will wipe their hand off, unfortunately this guy didn't.
It's too bad you're an idiot and boogers are comprised of fluid excreted from the brain, obviously some water, and the hard stuff is actually mostly skin (from inhaling dust, which is also 90% skin)
#90 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:33pm by TheHeroOfTime
lmao eyyy thats nasty.... u r a nasty person... i hope u get suck.. learn how to get horny the write way next time shove his hand in ur pants give u pleasure.. ur retarted
#59 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:14pm by dormilona72509
This makes me incredibly sad. I can't think of a South Park quote that even remotely has to do with anything like this. I'm actually quite upset right now.
#60 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:16pm by f0rg3t_m3_n0t
O_O That's rather disgusting. FYL for that finding that "treasure" while trying to turn your boyfriend on.
if you really think about it, its not that gross when you compare it to sucking dick or sucking booger fingers
You should have checked what exactly was on what your sucking on.
YDI & FYL
#75 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:12pm by RandomPasserby
Ewwwww. :S
I wouldn't suck anyone's fingers. For some reason it always have grossed me out to think what that person have been doing before I suck his/her fingers. FYL and YDI.
Any FML that begins with "I thought it would be funny", "trying to be sexy", etc. definitely warrants a YDI.
Ew. Who knows where his fingers have been all day...they've probably touched worse things than the inside of his nose. You're pretty much sucking on everything your boyfriend touched that day. Ydi. For trying to be sexy by sucking on his fingers. In reality, that's extremely unsanitary
#86 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:12pm by nick_beresho
You stole his treasure? GIVE HIM BACKSIES HIS BUGG-ARRRR
#93 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:42pm by f_alltheirlives
I almost threw up reading this. I would have vomited for two days straight after that. How did you not dump him after that?
#94 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:43pm by naja_12168
Yes, she's a whore because she was trying to be sexy for her boyfriend.
I'm guessing you're not trying to be sexy for your boyfriend because with that attitude, I doubt a guy would touch you with a fucking barge pole.
It's not the OP's fault for having a slightly "immature" boyfriend, so stop being so over dramatic.
#97 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:49pm by Foxy_lover
How the hell is she a whore or a bitch? Messing around with your boyfriend makes you slutty? And what exactly qualified her for the term "bitch"?
Good lord, grow up and try to not seem like such a prepubescent moron.
#102 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:25am by gummibehrs
"Today, trying to be sexy I was sucking on my boyfriend's fingers." Oh, how sexy..
#99 - On 09/07/2009 at 12:00am by wakawakawaka
NASTY! tell him there is this really cool product on the market: these really thin sheets of paper that make it really easy to blow your nose instead of picking it, theyre called facial tissues, brand name: Kleenex!
lol your boyfriend picks his nose? are you dating a three year old?
#107 - On 09/07/2009 at 9:33am by bobbysnickers
lol Next time try to make sure he washes his hands before you try to be 'sexy'.
#114 - On 09/08/2009 at 3:44pm by RaverYusuke
Ok... YDI for :
1- Dating anyone over 5 years old who can't keep his fingers out of his nose.
2- Sucking on people's fingers, which is a disgusting thing to do no matter the outcome. Especially in times where there's a flu pandemic. You sicken me.
#115 - On 09/08/2009 at 8:09pm by joethebiden
aww sick! and I always thought it was weird that my boyfriend likes to suck on my fingers slowly... now I guess it's more common than I thought!
#120 - On 01/10/2010 at 7:07pm by icpfandom
