Today, I was at my boyfriends house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. As a natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10282) - you totally deserved it (28123)
On 09/05/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by JustMyLuck (woman) - United States (Iowa)
Wild Mouse appeared!
JustMyLuck used Stomp!
It's Super Effective!
Wild Mouse fainted!
#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:01am by allmidnighteyes
your epic commentary has just made me join FML xD
I thought of it already, before I read that, but you made me finally join.
and to the FML:
YOU DESERVE IT!!
don't just stomp animals, except if they're insects, because nobody likes THEM anyways and nobody would keep them as a pet. ouch! cruel!
but I guess someone should've told you that they have a mouse before you come in...
And your (and many other commenter's) retardation and hypocrisy caused me to join. Just because insects aren't cute and cuddly doesn't mean they should be stomped on. People do keep insects as pets, ever heard of an ant farm? People also keep arachnids as pets.
@OP: You deserved it. It wasn't your house, and it's not called "natural instinct" it's called habit. It's not a natural instinct for humans to stomp on things unless they pose a threat.
#70 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:30am by caoimheuberalles
@everyone except 46:
LOOK WHAT YOU DID. this guy was just some random reader and YOU made them start commenting. thanks a lot, now fml just got dumber. i know what youre thinking, "but chaos, thats impossible, fml is already functionally retarded"... or you would be if you werent all functionally retarded.
#91 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:42am by organisedchaos
Wasnt it a mouse not an insect? R tard.
Anywho We were breeding your lindsey lohan and rosie Odonnel and we were surprised. Your lindsey lohan was holding an egg. You do want it dont You?
Oh?!
MAMA LUIGI hatched from the egg.
#94 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:45am by TheLoneWolf87
OP Nerd Challenges You To A Battle:
Girlfriend accepts. Girlfriend sends out Wild Mouse.
OP Nerd used Cockblock. Cockblock used STOMP. Wild Mouse dead.
Cockblock wins.
#169 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:14pm by LaceyPatrickson
Gothymama sends out her Bruce Lee. Bruce Lee used his Kung Fu Awesomeness. It's Super Effective! Chuck Norris fainted!
Hmm, this is probably made of EPIC fail on my part, but what are the first few comments referncing?
#209 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:46am by prttyyngthng
POKEMON!!! omg you fail in life and did not have a childhood. Shoot yourself in the foot, do not have children, and learn to pay attention to the epic, philosophy of Pokemon.
#219 - On 09/08/2009 at 5:33am by LaceyPatrickson
It's a reference to Pokemon (I think). I only know cause I played the Gameboy advanced version about 10 years ago
JustMyLuck evolved into GODZILLA! Would you like to give GODZILLA a nickname?
#223 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:31pm by farts_n_darts
What kind of sick person are you OP, how in the hell is that a natural instinct... You do that with spiders.. Not little mice. D:
YDI.
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YDI for living in the same state as Shitknot
#6 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:06am by DeathMetal666
natural instinct? that's no excuse!!!!!
u do Not step on innocent creatures!
how do u think the sister feels?!
#8 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:08am by rrsmiley741
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No creature is innocent. And why can't you step on them? Do you think the universe looks at Earth and all it's lush forests and lively people and decides that it is better than Mars, which is barren. Life doesn't matter. We just like to think it does, so we delude ourselves into thinking we are important.
Jee, I think it's better because it's AMAZING.
Think about it... all this stuff... working so logically and such... so complicated to make something so extremely simple. I just think that's fucking awesome. Of all things to happen because of some little nothings building on little nothings building on little nothings...
I've a feeling you're one of the kind of people to say these kinds of things, then scream and cry for your life when you're faced with imminent death (ex: a gun to your head).
#40 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:55am by DameGreyWulf
Yeah! I thought I was the only one who thought that way.
#42 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:05am by Hellcrapdamn
wtf? u think its perfectly fine to take another life who didn't deserve it
#139 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:05pm by rrsmiley741
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Why the hell would you ever step on a mouse? It's not a bug! You are sick and absolutely deserve it.
#10 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:09am by kaitlynadele
Natural instinct, what? Why is it a natural instinct to stomp on a harmless mouse?
.... How many times have you watched The Green Mile?
#12 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:10am by DameGreyWulf
So you smash mice by instinct? Not the usual stand-on-chair-and-scream reaction that I've come to expect. I've heard of spider stomping, but something as large as a mouse I'd think would make a sizable splatter when stepped on.
And you could have just trapped the thing in a jar and thrown it outside.
I don't have the "stomp" instinct, apparently. I can't even squish bugs, I hate killing things. >.< But seriously, if I saw a mouse I'd probably freak out until I figured out what it was, then call my dad and have him help me catch it.
#65 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:58am by Amysbodybetrayal
You are one sick lady.. that is really screwed up, you are obviously really ignorant about animals & nature. They are really smart and feel pain and do not deserve to be mistreated.
You, on the other hand. Well i hope you come back as a laboratory mouse in your next life :)
#15 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:15am by ilovecowboys
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Exactly. I hate all of these scared women who scream at the first sign of an animal that is not strongly associated with being cute and/or cuddly. I'm sick of all these women who become emotionally overwhelmed and scream if they are surprised by even the tiniest thing (i.e. a small bug, a sale, a present, etc.). All of these stupid women who screech and cry are morons who choose emotional expletives over a productive action or rational response. The OP is clearly not one of these women. She is one of the few who actually DO something instead of just screaming, and I salute her. As to all of you people saying you can step on a spider but not a mouse need to think it over a bit more carefully. What is the moral difference between killing a spider and killing a mouse? There is none. Why would a mouse be better than a spider? Because it's bigger? Because a mouse is a rodent and a spider is an arachnid? For that matter, what makes us better than a mouse? Sure, we can build a computer, solve an equation, write a book, but why does that matter? In reality, life is not sacred, it's just a series of chemical reactions, and the universe does not look at a living being and deem it superior to an inanimate object. Spider or mouse makes no difference. Get off your moral high horse and take a good strong whiff of reality.
Because mice go crunch and leave quite a stain, and you could mis-stomp and have to deal with an animal in pain, which would be a panicking animal, or something that lays there and twitches and bleeds and just looks in general rather sickening. Life being sacred or not, it's not a nice sight.
That doesn't come with a spider, because they are smaller. No crunch, less stain, and a dying spider doesn't look half as bad as a dying mouse.
#38 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:50am by DameGreyWulf
Seems to me like you hate women, period. I don't care if you ARE a woman, I don't understand how you can hate someone for their visceral response to something that surprises them. Do men make noise when they are surprised? Yes. And you know what? Women do not have to do historically masculine things, like stomping on a spider, to somehow redeem themselves from the crime of being a woman. People are people, and that's that.
Lol, sorry for responding again, but are you ON something? Can you honestly demand others to get off their "moral high horses" and in the same breath reprimand them for not thinking the same way you do? It's a human thing to not equate the life of a mouse with the life of an insect. It's the same idea with those chicken factories that kill the male chicks by cutting off their beaks and shoving them (alive, mind you) into grinding machines. If these were dogs instead of chicks, you can bet millions of people would be up in arms over this. I repeat, it's a HUMAN thing to compare the worth of one animal/insect over the other. It might be considered wrong, but hey, good luck trying to change it.
Sexist much @ #27? I'm a woman. I've had pet rats and have no problem picking up spiders and putting them outside without freaking out and/or killing them. My boyfriend, on the other hand, is absolutely terrified of spiders.
@27 -
As for your misogynistic chauvinist comment, I'm female and I have no problem with rodents or reptiles. If I see a spider, I'll pick it up with a piece of paper and put it outside. I won't scream with fear and jump on a chair and beg a strong manly man to jump in and save me from the big bad arachnid. Plenty of guys I know, however, are scared of them. So grow the fuck up and stop stereotyping women, you dense pig.
Anyway, you're an asshole.
#194 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:40pm by gummibehrs
to you people complaining about 27, he never said all women do that. he never even implied it. by god! have you no reading comprehension? he said that hes sick the women that DO do that. not that all women do that. jeez. read first. bitch later. peace out.
#213 - On 09/07/2009 at 1:12pm by Plumppotato
A smart, intelligent, rational person on FML? ITS THE END OF THE WORLD. THE EVIL POWERS OF GLOBAL WARMING HAVE CHANGED THE LAWS OF LOGIC. AL-GORE WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would be faster to stomp a spider than a rodent, because I have never seen or heard of a small, but very venemous rodent. Have you? Most bugs are catch-and-release, like fish ^_^. I find it hard to believe that you know any women that scream/squeal and freak out, or any women at all, for that matter with this sweeping generalization you make.
Please sir, kindly get off my internet and take your fail with you.
#224 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:47pm by farts_n_darts
But mice are cute. :/ Also, it has been proven that women and men are chemically different. The difference is less than one percent, but it's still a difference. Women are, biologically, more emotional than men. This biological difference can vary between person to person, depending on the individual's personality and experiences.
I do agree with you that killing a mouse is no different than killing a spider. One life does not carry more value than the other, and just because it isn't "cute" doesn't give one license to kill it.
O my god, i'm a woman and i would've picked it up by its tail and put it outside ffs.
Panic will kill ya!
#16 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:17am by ilovecowboys
I've never stomped on anything bigger than a roach. Take notes, Tom. This is what you've been missing.
#17 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:17am by definatelywierd
It could have been worse. You could have screamed and jumped on a chair, proving to the parents that you're a scared little bitch. Although you unknowingly stepped on a pet, at least you've shown that you can take initiative and not a woman to be walked all over. I'm absolutely serious when I tell you to take pride in your emotional fortitude.
I wouldn't say that. Her first instinct was to stomp on a mouse of all things... as others have pointed out, it's not like it's a bug. I would say she overreacted, and probably has less fortitude if her first instinct is to panic and stomp on it. Yes, I am sure that is why she stomped on it, because she panicked about it. Why else would you stomp on a MOUSE?
Who the hell actually screams and jumps in a chair, anyway? That only happens in cartoons, I thought.
I would have just went "Oh dude you guys have mice!" (note, not saying that is exactly the smartest response, actually rather rude, but better than getting crushed mouse all over the kitchen floor) and then there would be an explanation and no dead mouse. However, had it been my house, I would have watched it, then went and told someone we had mice, and got a cat to stay inside for a while.
#25 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:31am by DameGreyWulf
I wouldn't have screamed or run away, but stomping? A mouse = a lot of goop on your shoe. Eww.
#19 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:19am by plethora
Which explains why she's so fucked up.
Aside from corn, nothing worthwhile has ever come out of that shit-stain of a state.
#141 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:08pm by midwestjerk
YOU STOMPED ON THE MOUSE? how could you! YDI! mouse is a living thing too you know! omg poor thing! you don't do that with mice. you may do that with mosquitos or whatever but seriously! i can't believe what you did!!!!
Kyle: All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.
Although stomping on a mouse is pretty dumb, I bet Stan would agree with me.
#35 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:46am by f0rg3t_m3_n0t
what the fuck?
natural instinct? jesus, what are you thinking?
like, i don't mean that whole animals are really smart thing, i'm sure that will get milked by other fml posters. what about the goddamn mess? are you cool with that every time you spot rodents?
#36 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:48am by mister_moops
No way you would've known. Surely the family could've done something to stop you anyway. Not like you can't set a mouse trap and find her a new one.
#37 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:49am by youEQUALtosser
WTF YOU BITCH WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU STOMP ON A POOR, INNOCENT MOUSE?! YOU COULD DO SOMETHING HUMANE LIKE PICK IT UP AND PUT IT OUTSIDE. YDI FOR BEING A DISGUSTING BITCH
You are a monster. wtf is wrong with you? It's just a mouse. That's so fucking horrible, that poor thing.
#50 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:41am by McLaughlane
...Mice are adorable little things. You don't stomp them, imbecile.
YDI. I hope you get banned from their house.
#51 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:52am by Shadow_Phantom
OP YOU'RE A HORRIBLE PERSON FOR KILLING VERMIN LIKE ANY SANE HUMAN WOULD!
YOU = HITLER
#56 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:23am by Triumvirate
Stomping on a mouse is not something "any sane human" would do... it's sick! Especially because it was someone elses house. Poor little sister!
#104 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:04am by fluffypoo09
You're just a heartless little bitch as far as I'm concerned. Stamping on a mouse is NOT natural instinct...
ydi. WTF is wrong with you? pet rats are white. and who's first impression upon seeing a small animal is to stomp on it? freak
#60 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:58am by Nightfallz
I knew this had to be this douchebag pimpin.
Dude, no ones gonna take fucking advice from you. Might as well shut the fuck up
Pimpin I can't even be bothered to read your fucking reply.
I read the first few lines, realised you were talking complete bullshit. Well done and don't bother next time.
I read the first sentence and lost interest. It may be natural instinct to kill something for food in the wild, but to crush something flat just because it's there? That's just insane. And I doubt she was hungry enough for her instincts to kick in and say "Hey, I'm starving. Oh look, a mouse! Nom nom nom"
I can't comment on the rest because thankfully my attention span gave out and saved me from the rest of your bullshit.
#195 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:48pm by gummibehrs
Lawlz. Hilarious. Except a tiger wouldn't attack a mouse; it's a waste of precious energy.
#202 - On 09/07/2009 at 1:40am by NoteMyGrin
I don't even want to imagine what it must feel like to step on a mouse. Soft and crunchy? And the sound...
#63 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:50am by fraida
No one even stopped to congratulate the OP for having ninja reflexes. I've had a mice infestation before and the little bastards were SO fast and smart, it was almost impossible to to catch them with proper traps. Can't imagine stomping on them unless you are, of course, Chuck Norris.
That is just disgusting.
Why would you step on a mice?!
Are you happy you got bloody shit all over their floor and over your shoes?
So gross.
Lol my mom has the same reaction. Anyway kudos for killing that lil' rat lookin thing. FYL cause it musta been hella awkward afterwards
... How the hell was that a natural instict? My natural instict would be to move away and let the HOME OWNER deal with it. It's not your home, therefore the things inside of it do not belong to you. But hey, maybe I'm the crazy one...
YDI. Why the hell would you stomp on a mouse? I understand if that would be a bug, but killing a living animal. Hope that mouse spirit will revenge. :)
#72 - On 09/06/2009 at 8:13am by DeviliciousAngel
You deserve it for thinking you're better than a mouse, Percy Wetmore. Karma's a beotch, I hope you get dumped.
Whose natural instinct is to step on something?! 'Cause mine is to scream and back the hell up as far away as possible.
You deserve it for stepping on a mouse. Yay for fast reflexes. Failure for panicking and killing something that couldn't hurt you and you (presumably) had no desire to eat.
As for the people crying "why is it worse to kill a mouse than an insect?" I feel the need to point out that a mouse is a mammal. An insect is not. It's an insect. Mice are far more highly evolved and are more likely to know what's happening. Their brains are more highly developed. Also, as others pointed out, there are practical concerns. Who splatters a mouse? The mess alone would be a nightmare. Also, it's perfectly common for a mouse to be a pet. If someone's ant farm broke open and they had ants running all over the house, they would probably get bugspray.
Most importantly, who does that in someone else's home? I've, unfortunately, been in some downright nasty houses. I can not imagine freaking out and killing even a bug in someone else's home, much less a mouse. It's rude and bizarre.
Last, what is with people bitching about women and their reactions to mice? Few people really jump on a chair at the sight of a mouse. Personally, I take note, sigh regretfully, and head out to pick up a trap. I would be happy to catch it myself, but I know I'm not that quick. If you really believe that shrieking hysterically is the typical response for women, I have to wonder how often you leave the house and what kind of people you surround yourself with.
#81 - On 09/06/2009 at 9:22am by Wanton_Rhapsody
Who the hell stomps on mice? That's not a natural instinct I've ever heard of. Poor mouse. ydi
#83 - On 09/06/2009 at 9:36am by no_tengo_dinero
IT'S A MOUSE, guys, you're acting like she shot someone. It was a mistake.
#84 - On 09/06/2009 at 9:45am by qthebluetoothguu
#1,2,7, and 14 are my idols!!!
@OP: Its been beaten to death already, but why in the name of all things good and holy would you step on a mouse?!
#85 - On 09/06/2009 at 9:54am by DynamicDave
Thank you, thank you. We planned it that way, yano? (-;
#110 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:29am by redbluegreen
well for one it's just a mouse who cares. All these liberal fucks telling you it's wrong to kill a fucking pest. I say good job one less pest now.
#86 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:04am by having_fun
Why would you ever stomp on an animal? That's disgusting.
#88 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:16am by pommeblossom
is your name percy? do work in a prison? did this mouse belong to guy name del? :|
#90 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:41am by TattooedToDeath
Really who the fuck stomps on a mouse? That's just wrong. I don't kill any bugs or anything, I just put bugs and everything outside and I understand how people get freaked out and kill bugs, but this is a functioning organism with skeleton and muscle and internal organs and you STOMP on it? That's just fucking sick. If I had been his little sister, I would have punched you in the throat.
Fuck the mouse's life, you deserve to get dumped.
#92 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:43am by theodivine
You're stupid.
Wild things tend to be brown, black or grey so it can hide easily from prey.
If it's white and brown anyone with a brain would probably recognise it as a pet.
I hope someone stomps on you.
#93 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:44am by fMYbigfatlife
why would you stomp on a mouse? I would have just screamed
#95 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:46am by cheertigers
chalk another one up for physco bitch! i can understand stepping on a spider, but randomly breaking the back a small mouse is really weird. next time you go over you can kill their cat when it brushes your leg under the table.
#100 - On 09/06/2009 at 10:59am by bobbysnickers
Well, that sucks. Next time just let it go. But I must commend you; at least your instinct wasn't to scream and jump on a counter and hyperventilate like most women I know. I can maintain my composure around rodents too and some guys are actually shocked by this...its pretty sad lol
#102 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:01am by ihatestupidppl
You have issues if your natural instinct is to stomp on it, that's really mean.
#103 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:03am by GrimReaper973
YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH! THAT WAS PROBABLY A REALLY CUTE MOUSE. YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT FOR BEING A FUCKING STUPID BITCH.
Why the fuck would you stomp on a mouse? You fucking cunt.
#109 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:28am by nevele11
Dude, who stomps on mice or any small furry animal, especially one that could be a pet? That's really sick on so many levels, even on the most basic "now I have to clean up squished furry animal guts and bones off my shoe and floor" level.
You have issues.
#111 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:31am by adidaskitten99
You evil bitch! That poor mouse was a sweet little animal, who didn't deserve to be brutally stomped! Even if it wasn't a girl's mouse, it still would never deserve to die. Please, please, for the sake of poor things who don't deserve that much pain, don't do this again, to any mouse. Karma, that what you get.
it's not a spider, it's a MOUSE, you fucking evil bitch.
#113 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:49am by colormestupid
You dumba$$, you don't STOMP on a MOUSE!!! B!tch, you only STOMP on bugs
#117 - On 09/06/2009 at 11:59am by MandyPandy
Bet the mouse didnt have that in his plans Lets see what am i gonna do today? Get out of cage? check steal all the cheese? check. randomly run by? *Runs* che-*STOMP* poor mouse what kind of monster could do such a thing? oh yeah justmyluckzilla! good job for killing a defenseless creature!!!
#119 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:14pm by girlwhoactshigh
Wrong natural instinct. Your natural instinct should be screaming and jumping on a chair or table.
BTW: are you that fast to hit a mouse?
Your natural instinct was to stomp on the mouse? Where the hell did you grow up, with pissed off fearless elephants??
#123 - On 09/06/2009 at 12:34pm by misterman2
Your natural instinct was to kill an animal in someone else's house? You are a horrible person. I hope you got dumped.
Natural instict: "OH SHIT A MOUSE!" *jump*
Not natural: "oh... a mouse!" *stomps it to death*
see the difference?
You have an instinct to stomp small animals?
I don't think that's natural. That would be like someone claiming "as a natural instinct, I grabbed the mouse and attempted to sodomize it".
You are not close to normal. Get professional help.
I'm not tree hugger, but your first reaction is to stomp on a mouse? You buy a fucking mousetrap. Stomping on bugs works because it usually kills them quick and there's little mess. Stomping on a rat doesn't kill them quick and there's a big fucking mess. YDI
#129 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:12pm by insomniacdude
u a-hole. who stomps on cute furry little animals out of instinct?
#130 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:30pm by udumbidiot
All the debate about whether or not it's right to kill a mouse aside, there are two big issues here:
1) It makes a HUGE mess and probably didn't even kill the poor thing. You probably left it in horrible pain, dying with a broken back on your boyfriend's kitchen floor. That's why we don't try to kill anything bigger than a bug with brute force--there's a danger of its not working.
2) You're on very shaky ground in terms of etiquette here, even if it *hadn't* been a family pet. Some people don't like to see living beings killed. When you're in someone else's home, you go by their rules, and that includes what happens to living intruders like spiders, mice, snakes, etc. You absolutely should have let someone else deal with it.
Also, whoever said wild mice aren't brown and white was correct. Anything with white marks, and as well-groomed/clean as I imagine a pet mouse would have to be, is obviously a pet. Think before you act.
In conclusion: YDI.
#131 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:30pm by icanhazlizard
Fuck, yeah. Hell yeah. #131, I totally agree with you.
OP: YDI. Sick animal killing human.
#152 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:19pm by ctanonymous
Whose natural instinct is to stomp?! I thought most people just freak out.
#136 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:00pm by sobe23
Stomping on a mouse is natural instinct? The Eff?
A normal human would know that it'd create a big mess of guts splattered over the place and instead, would either run from it or shoo it away to somewhere else.
Geez, what sort of a person ARE you?
YDI
#140 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:07pm by RandomPasserby
who stomps on a mouse as a "natural instinct"? normally a person would try to get on the counter or something, not try to stomp the guts out of a poor mouse. if i were ur bf's sis, i would make ur life a living hell after that, lol... good luck
#142 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:15pm by jessxoxo28
What the fuck? Who the fuck stomps on a mouse anyways? Fucking inbred.
#143 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:25pm by blah123blah
HOW do you stomp on a mouse? I swear they're too fast to stomp on. You must have killer reflexes (no pun intended)
#146 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:40pm by EasilyUnamused
have you never seen a house mouse, or a field mouse for that matter???? they are little brown/grey creatures, not white and brown spotted.
Moronic cruel idiot
#148 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:46pm by youarescrewe
YDI for purposely stomping on any kind of mouse like an idiot who thinks animals are disposable and have no nerve endings. YDI for upsetting a little girl. YDI for making a mess in your boyfriend's house.
And to anyone who says he should have told her about the mouse beforehand - yeah, that's the first thing I always mention to anyone coming over, my siblings' pets, for fear that my guest might try to crush them in my own house.
Even if they did have a wild mouse, how is it your responsibility to get rid of it? Tell his father, don't go spewing blood and guts all over their kitchen floor, in front of their little daughter.
Nice first impression.
#149 - On 09/06/2009 at 2:57pm by gummibehrs
Oh, and P.S.:
You're an evil animal-killing bitch and you suck ass. Go get professional help.
#150 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:01pm by gummibehrs
It's THEIR fault for having rodents running around their house and not warning people that it's a pet. Heck, how were you supposed to know? If it was a cockroach and you killed it, no one would find it weird in the least. Why would it be any different just because it's a mammal?! There's no way OP could have known it was a pet.
It's not like a mouse darting across a room is automatically easy to identify as a pet. It's not a cat or a dog!
I agree mice make adorable pets, and I love them too, but they're small, delicate, and exist as pests in houses often, so if you have pet ones, you must warn the visits if you lost one in the house. Otherwise, it's the owner's family fault, not the visitor's.
1. Why would they warn people? "Oh hey, just so you know on the off-chance that he'll escape his cage and you'll stomp him to death in a house not your own, my little sister owns a pet mouse."
2. Of course it's different with a cockroach - one stomp will kill a cockroach and there's debate over whether bugs can feel pain or not, whereas one stomp might not kill a mouse. She might have just left it in horrible pain.
3. What if it had been a hamster she mistook as a mouse? Would you be defending her then?
4. Who the fuck stomps on a mouse as their first impression? A cruel asshole. Most people jump on a chair. On top of that, she killed it in someone else's house.
#164 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:28pm by gummibehrs
Rats aren't pests either.I have 5 and they're the best pets I've ever had.10 times better than mice and hamsters.
#181 - On 09/06/2009 at 8:24pm by ChemiclyInsane
... It's natural instinct for you to kill a defenseless animal? Nice.
#155 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:39pm by 9k5
Who the fuck's first reaction is to stomp on a mouse?
#156 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:44pm by sucks_for_you
I almost never put YDI but I used to have 2 guinea pigs, 2 hamsters, and 2 cats.
2 guinea pigs: Starved to death becuz my mom didn't put the heater on so they refused to leave their hamster castle for food.
Hamster 1: Forgot to feed
Hamster 2: My sister brought her friend over with a DOG and she carelessly let out our hamster with the dog, the dog started chasing our poor hamster around crazy, cornered him, and bit him. Her friend didn't do anything and was disgusted, threw up, and left. There was a big bloody gash on him and my sister tried to save him but he spazzed for a couple more min and stopped dead.
2 cats: Fortunely, still alive.
Ever since, I have a hatred for dogs and miss my hamster, he was so cute, like this-u.u
If I was there when someone stepped on my hamster, I'd %$)&$#%$&)#@&!$)#@*$(#%^$!)(&_!&%)%&$)%!_&*$)&%$)#&_*%^_&#$)!&$_#{*$^)&$)^!)&_)&%)$&)^&!_&*)$&#!&^!!!!!! Therefore YDI
#157 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:50pm by scateice
arghh. eww. who the fuck stomps on mice! thats sickening.
#159 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:06pm by lololololololl
You're not in the jungle you shouldn't have an instinct to stomp on animals. D:
#161 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:17pm by RandomAttack
okay you deserve it . ! how is it your first instinct to step on it ? is your house so DIRTY that you always have mice around ? so dirty that your use to the mice and you just squish them ?! ahndd how do you just step on a mouse. thats nasty. im not TERRIFIDE of mice of im not likee okay with seeing a micee. i would probley just run to a chair or the couch ahndd tuck my feet in. but if i wasnt scared i would NEVER just step on it ! thats nasty. you have all the blood and guts on the end of your shoes {{ i wear pretty expenive shoes so i wouldnt do it }} ahndd then you hear the squish of ihtt. AHH ! YDI ahndd ii hopee your boyfriend dumps you ! (;
#162 - On 09/06/2009 at 4:20pm by ASHLEEBAYBEEx3
yes she killed something innocent, yes it was probably sort of disgusting, but damn i'm impressed.
OP is a beast!
who the hell steps on a mouse? thats just mean
and stupid
poor mouse :(
#167 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:00pm by fmlreader1030
That's real fucked up
and i'm just wondering seeing how that mouse was a pet i think it would have been used to humans right so i don't think it would have been that scared to dart across the room in top speed.
correct me if i'm wrong
#168 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:08pm by FuckTheMouseKllr
Mice, no matter how long you have them, are not tame animals. Yes the mouse will be used to being held by the sister, but being as it is small and OP is large, I think the mouse would have freaked his little ass out and ran. Also seeing as how the mouse was killed I think its instincts were correct to run the fuck away.
#170 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:16pm by LaceyPatrickson
Stomping on a mouse natural instinct?? Come back to earth woman.
#174 - On 09/06/2009 at 5:53pm by Nonamerequired
Damn we have a mouse in here, can you come over and kill it? I would love you forever
#175 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:16pm by waterynuggets
What the fuck kind of "natural instinct" is it to STOMP on a small furry animal. There's something very wrong with you, and I hope he dumped your psycho ass. YDI for sure.
#176 - On 09/06/2009 at 6:50pm by Soitgoes74
geez, ur a bitch an a half, aren't you? Omg! Small, fluffy, cute creature-KILL IIIIITTTT! SQUISH IT'S BRAAAAAINS!!! What's wrong with you?! Their CUTE!!
#178 - On 09/06/2009 at 7:54pm by Foxy_lover
YDI! Since when are wild mice white and brown?? Ive only ever seen brown wild mice. Seriously if it looks like it came from a pet store don't touch it. Im sure you're boy friends(hopefully now ex) sister now hates you and I hope his mom made you clean up the mess your cruelty made.
#180 - On 09/06/2009 at 8:15pm by ChemiclyInsane
you would stomp on poor inecent mousy!!!??? I should send over a giant to stomp on you
#182 - On 09/06/2009 at 8:42pm by bubblylovr
What the fuck kind of instinct is that? All can imagine is that youre a sadistic fucking bitch & I know that you're fucked up in your head you sick whore. If ever I see you 'll be sure to stamp on your fucking head.
What the fuck kind if instinct is that? You're obviously a fucked up sadistic bitch & you shouldn't be allowed to date or go out in public for that matter. I hope smeone stomps on your worthless head, whore.
I hate how everyone is blaming what they do on natural instinct now. Most natural instincts don't involve killing anything and are usually controllable. Stop blaming what you do on natural instinct!
Point A. People stomp on mice because they don't like mice running around in houses stealing their food. B. Unless the OP stomped really hard, the mouse is not going to burst and spill its guts everywhere, it would probably just get its neck broken (and 90% of the rest of its bones). C. Just because someone stomps on a mouse, doesn't make him a fucked up sadistic bitch, nor does it make him deserve to have his head curb stomped. D. Just because an OP killed an animal doesn't mean that they're going to hell, nor does it mean they deserve to go to hell, it just means they aren't crazed PETA activists. E. If you seriously think that the OP deserves a world of pain or an eternity in hell for killing a single MOUSE, then you have problems, and should be institutionalized in the nearest mental hospital, because you have some serious animal worshipping issues (not that I'm going against any religion, but seriously, for killing a mouse?) F. I must see more idiots on this site daily then you can find in D.C. in a year. White and brown mouse? Yeah, that's possible, and can be found in pet shops. It's called genetics, maybe you ought to retake basic Biology.
I love you so much for this comment. It shows me that there's at least one sane person who doesn't want to give OP a lethal injection for killing a friggin mouse.
#197 - On 09/07/2009 at 12:11am by ihatestupidppl
Usually, when people see a mouse, they scream...not stomp. But whatev.
#198 - On 09/07/2009 at 12:35am by shineyourlight_x
Your "natural instinct" is to stomp on small mammals? What the hell is wrong with you?
#201 - On 09/07/2009 at 1:32am by ladycoyote
I thought the "natural instinct" was to run away from things that might have contagious diseases, not squish their possibly contaminated bodily fluids out into the open.
I'ma call pita bread on yo' ass.
#204 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:01am by capital_seven
Who the fuck's first reflex when seeing a mouse would be to STOMP ON IT?
#207 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:51am by apocalocyntosis
that is sooooooooooooooo messed up!
you should seriously feel guilty for that even if it wasn't a pet.
#208 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:43am by liparotex2
Natural instinct?
I understand, it's like my natural instinct to run over people on sidewalks.
#211 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:09am by cityignites
Reflex can't count for a natural instinct or natural reaction at all? Rather than auto-slapping someone with a number of bogus sweeping generalizations, it wouldn't hurt your credibility to think a little more before speaking up, even if it is a YDI (which it most certainly is).
Besides that, had it been a real pest they might have actually thanked her. Merely tossing rodents out isn't going to stop them from finding their way back in. It's especially a problem if you can't find out how or where they got inside in the first place. Real life dictates as what needs must, even if there are definitely better ways of catching and killing vermin than squashing them (although less expedient, at least they're less messy).
So, plus some points for effort but minus several for style, you're getting a YDI despite the fact that the residents should've warned you about the critter when you came in (assuming they already knew about little Runaway Ralph there). Even if it does turn out to be partially their fault, helping pay for some sort of replacement probably wouldn't hurt either.
#212 - On 09/07/2009 at 8:15am by blastvortex
Why the fuck does she have a mouse? I'm glad you killed it. And number 212, why the fuck would someone BUY a mouse? do they even sell them anywhere?
#214 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:17pm by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx
Just because you don't like mice doesn't mean they're not fun pets. I had 2 =) They are very cute. They were actually in the pet shop as feeder mice for large snakes but we saved them. I would say why would anybody want a snake for a pet! I'm not afraid of them, I just don't think they'd be much fun, but then again some people love them so whatever floats your boat.
OP: FYL and YDI. They should have told you it was loose when you got there so this wouldn't have happend. But even if they did, if it really is your "natural instinct" you would have stepped on it anyway, so YDI.
#215 - On 09/07/2009 at 4:45pm by AngelRaven89
Wowww you sound brilliant. :/ Way to shove your opinion onto other people. You don't like the idea of having a mouse as a pet, therefore anyone else's pet mouse should be stomped? Your logic is amazing. And yes, many pet stores sell mice, and not just as food for other animals.
gotta get that guy from green mile to heal mr jingles.....again...
#216 - On 09/08/2009 at 12:41am by Jonathan33
You deserve it for having a natural instinct to stomp small animals to death.
#218 - On 09/08/2009 at 4:20am by ShakeZula7
YDI for being stupid enough to have an "instinct" or more correctly "habit" of killing animals. Honestly.
#225 - On 09/08/2009 at 11:20pm by DynamiteDice
Hi I would like to interrupt this FML for an important announcement. Because of large feet coming down from the sky, all little mice should stay inside. Also, due to Cock Blocking Weather, it looks like Ops all over the world will not be getting any anytime soon.
#228 - On 09/13/2009 at 6:32pm by LaceyPatrickson
A gal who's not afraid of things like that?
Hell, I'd go on a date knowing that alone.
#229 - On 09/15/2009 at 12:48am by anonymousjason
As a natural instinct? What the fuck is your problem. Oh theres a dog my natural instinct is to shoot it with a gun. Gtfo.
#232 - On 10/07/2009 at 3:33pm by jimmyboy1229
What type of dog. If it is an ugly dog then yeah, you might want to shoot it.
#233 - On 10/09/2009 at 4:08am by LaceyPatrickson
Okay, I just want to point out 2 things.
1. Some people find mice disgusting, so it's not all that uncommon for your first reflex is to attack it.
2. To all of you getting so worked up about one useless mouse, how about all of the people being massacred in Africa? How about the children starving in India? Aren't they "harmless creatures"? Oh, of course not, they deserved it. Poor, poor mouse.
#234 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:31am by 0zymandias
One you get kick ass points for the watchmen reference.
2) How is this our fault. If the Indian and African government cannot help them then how are we supposed to? Give us a link, give us a cause, but do not sit there demanding we do something without first giving us the proper channels and revenue to do this. Sure you can sit there saying we are inhumane because we feel more for a mouse than we do for a human, but what gives you the right to tell us what to care about?
3) I am helping with causes I believe in. I volunteer over when I can. But mind you I have two kids of my own and their deadbeat dad to worry about. If not for the fact my aunt was generous enough to help us out then we would be the starving children. So screw you.
#235 - On 10/12/2009 at 5:26pm by LaceyPatrickson
I have a six foot ball python and he doesn't stomp on poor innocent mice. Plus this guy isn't an asshole or whatever the majority of you people say he is. I see shit moving low the the ground I try and kill it. It's in my house and I don't want it there. AND! A mouse is never going to say thank you, or shit in a toilet, or show any sort of respect. I being a human an infinitely superior to a mouse and keep it that way. No need for pity. Pity make the soul weak. Not one person on this planet could live their life through the eyes of complete pity, for they would end up dead at their own accord. SO! Man employ's cockblock to stomp mouse and gain 561 xp and evolve into Godzilla who's name changes to Suckmycock ect. works for me. You might see me as a horrible ass, but I humbly accept that title, seeing as how I fed my girlfriends pet mouse (which I had bought in rid my ears of her drunken incessant wining about how cruel I was for feeding live mice to my snake) to my snake. Fun drunk times at petco.
You're a disgusting fuckbag. Why is your first instinct to step on the mouse, and not just stand on a chair and scream like a normal girl? Are you one of those people who derives sexual pleasure from stomping on lesser creatures? Or are you just one of those people who always does the completely illogical thing? Get counselling, you definitely need it.
Yeah, I know that "fuckbag" is not a real word. TS.
wtf wtf wtf! who the fuck stomps on a mouse period? thats brutal! can you imagine the way the mouse's body turned to pancakes and what squirted out omg ew. youre crazy
#238 - On 03/03/2010 at 6:25pm by karina_said
