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Today, I was at my boyfriends house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. As a natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15955) - you deserved it (44598)

On 09/05/2009 at 9:31pm - misc - by JustMyLuck (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Wild Mouse appeared!

JustMyLuck used Stomp!

It's Super Effective!

Wild Mouse fainted!

#1 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:01am by allmidnighteyes

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What kind of sick person are you OP, how in the hell is that a natural instinct... You do that with spiders.. Not little mice. D:

YDI.

#5 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:05am by nxkftw

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