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Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30600) - you deserved it (5716)

On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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