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Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32444) - you deserved it (6112)

On 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

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"...Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail
And I was mad as hell
Well those pretty girls their all the same
But their damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."

Anyone want to say this doesn't relate to the FML?

#3 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:04am by ireply_w_lyrics

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It's too bad FML can't prepare you for bonfires on your lawn. Only for the rare situation that someone switches your shampoo with a hair remover that smells like burning rubber.

#6 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:08am by Escapist28

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