Today, knowing that the girl I broke up with last night goes crazy after breakups, I threw away my hair products, thinking she switched them with Nair. She didn't... but she did use the key I keep under a flowerpot to take all of my clothes and burn them on my lawn while I was at work. FML

by Anonymous / 09/05/2009 at 7:41pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

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  • If you're going to keep a key under a flowerpot, you might as well keep your door unlocked.

    If a burglar wants to get into your house, the first thing he's going to do is check under flowerpots for keys.

    #31 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:48am by WTFKuro

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  • "...Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death
    I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath
    Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
    Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a nail
    And I was mad as hell
    Well those pretty girls their all the same
    But their damn well gonna know my name
    I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
    I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend
    I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend..."

    Anyone want to say this doesn't relate to the FML?

    #3 - On 09/06/2009 at 3:04am by ireply_w_lyrics

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