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Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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Um, you can't really do that in the middle of a game. It's distracting. Saying "hurry up" was kind of a dick move, though.

Also, "remote" = "controller."

#1 - On 03/21/2009 at 3:05pm by Inoku

See in context offense but if you are "good" at video games, then why the hell would you call it at remote? What are you 83?

#5 - On 03/21/2009 at 3:09pm by lupsided

See in context




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