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Today, my dad bought me a new laptop for my birthday. That's because he wants to use my old laptop for work, which is more expensive, has better specs, runs faster, and has a wider screen than my new computer. I just got a downgraded laptop as my birthday present. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37871) - you deserved it (2422)

On 09/05/2009 at 1:59am - misc - by applebearcat (man) - Malaysia (Perak)

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Don't give him your old laptop! Keep both. It's a gift, not an exchange.

#1 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:03am by OhhxGoshhxAri

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Why are people so unnecessarily NASTY about FMLs? So what if the OP got a laptop...it doesn't make them spoiled. I would be a little annoyed if I got a laptop and a.) Found out it was an exchange, not a gift and b.) it wasn't as good as the one I had previously. There are all ranges of FML on here...just because they're not ALL from impoverished orphans who get dumped at the altar, doesn't make the other OPs any less deserving. RE-LAX!

#18 - On 09/05/2009 at 10:31am by persephone13

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