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Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a sign when my friend said, "Wait what did that sign say?" I backed up to read it and guess what it said: "Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up." Now all 4 of my tires are slashed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12044) - you deserved it (28145)

On 09/02/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by ooops (woman) - United States (California)

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So you didn't stop when you heard the first two tyres being slashed?

#1 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:08am by nuked

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Wow...you kinda deserved it, but it was also partly your friend's fault for wanting to read the sign after you had already passed it.

#4 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:13am by zeal

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