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Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

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Serves you right for watching a film on a train without headphones, be considerate.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 8:46pm by Joey

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I think on of the persons who were with you shouldbe writing about that:
Today I was in the train with my 5 year old daughter. Someone started to play a porn movie 2 meters away from us on their laptop.
Without headphones. FML.
Did you know that the download you tried to do is most likely illegal, and it's very uneducated, if not illegal, to play a movie without headphones in the train.

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 7:00am by Nicolas

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