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Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

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On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version

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That's annoying. I need at least five minutes of butt-licking to get off, especially on the train, when people are looking.

#24 - On 10/23/2011 at 3:07pm by Epikouros

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Serves you right for watching a film on a train without headphones, be considerate.

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 8:46pm by Joey

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