Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30213) - you totally deserved it (5408)
On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
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YDI for having a favorite sister.
#38 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:23pm by Duckasaurus
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YDI for using this site
#48 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:45pm by Flamersplamer
of course i have a better life, i don't get upset over stupid jokes and cry about it here.
#71 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:43pm by Flamersplamer
owww dam that has to hurt...
maybe she was joking but u dont joke about things like that which could (n probably would) be taken seriously...
your sister is probably just hatin cause your better than her XD
if she can joke like that on you... JOKE BACK!!! { harder }
i would...but then again i might be a vengeful person...sweet on the outside though
AVENGE UR PAIN!! lmao
#90 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:34pm by inconvienentgurl
90- Way to take it even more seriously than the OP
OP: I say that about MYSELF all the time, about friends, my sister, my parents... Take a joke.
#113 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:36pm by dudeitsdanny
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Holy shit. To state the obvious, your sister is a huge bitch. Oh, and happy birthday.
#2 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:42pm by userofdoom
Who said sisters, even favorite sister,had to be nice,she was kidding, now if your mother said it..
#143 - On 09/02/2009 at 5:56am by time4coffee
Well, I'm sorry for not using a phone every hour of the day. I don't exactly get chain letters on my phone.
#168 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:12pm by userofdoom
it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't fucked and your sister is not a bitch.
for real! this kid needs to learn to take a joke. even if it is your birthday.
and dude, when you grow up, birthdays aren't there for anything but to give you a hard time all day.
get over it. YDI.
happy birthday.
It MIGHT be a fml if your mother said it. But it was your sister. relax, it wasn't like she actually knows whether you were planned or not. Like other people said, learn to take a joke.
#67 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:29pm by ForestFire0
Yeah, my parents and siblings send me joke phrases for my birthday all the time.
No bigs, get a sense of humor.
#102 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:55pm by onigiriqueen
Agreed.
"Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Anonomous
Happy Birthday to you"
Yes, they are technically lyrics
#88 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:25pm by ireply_w_lyrics
if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)"
if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time."
anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor
#5 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:45pm by the_stereotype
oh, wow, i could have sworn the OP was a girl...guess not
#68 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:30pm by the_stereotype
damn her to fucking hell! jeeze u never say that to people, sorry ur sister's an ass!
#6 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:45pm by indiana_gal
Umm it's seriously a joke text I get them all the time, like 'i did a good deed today, I took out 3 retards, I lost one at the cinema, one at mc donalds, now where the fuck are you?' it's a joke and I know it is, my friend isn't really callin me a retard seriously it's just humor ffs
#147 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:36am by 666midnight
Hahahahaha what a kickass joke! love you sisterrr!!!! :) shes awesomeness
#163 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:55pm by doggylover27
Lame FML... But it's been a slow day. One guy talked about being the last man on earth and 90% of the others were "OMFG SKEWL FML!!1!"
Have any of you ever stopped to think that she CAN'T take a joke naturally?
Sometimes shit like this can be cruel. Some people don't have the constitution to take jokes like this, however off-color they may be. Give the girl a break.
Well then she should have rolled a better Constitution score. It's not her sister's fault that she has bad luck rolling dice.
#19 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:56pm by TheCashMan88
And some people are just dumb and couldn't detect sarcasm if they invented it.
#79 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:11pm by waterynuggets
probably a forward. dont take things to the ass so easily. ive gotten one very simular to that before.
Exactly. Though, if the OP takes this much offense to something like this, I wonder if her sister didn't know better.
#22 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:59pm by cheesesoda
Lol yeah its a bit dickish to label one of your siblings as a favorite.
To the OP lighten the fuck up, its a joke. If shes your "favorite sister" Im surprised you cant appreciate her sense of humor.
wow, dont take things too seriously.
at least now you know how to have a better safe sex...just ask your sister.
#24 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:03pm by sleepy_headx
hhaah well my bday's tomorrow
all hail september bdays!
#25 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:03pm by justmyluck1212
Although this FML is kind of wimpy; Woot! for Sept 11th. My bday (not schadenfreude...) Yay Virgos :]
wow, dont take things too seriously.
at least now you know how to have a better safe sex...just ask your sister.
#26 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:05pm by sleepy_headx
So...what's it like having skin so thin that gasses can pass through undisturbed?
#31 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:10pm by Cormophyte
hhahhaha thts really funny but ur sis was prob. just joking
BTW...Happy Birthday!!!!
#33 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:14pm by nicholleexo0
hahah i would so laugh at that if i got that in a text message on my birthday. ur obviously not close enough to ur sibling if u dont find that funny or u dont take jokes very well. ur sister has a good sense of humor lol
It was probably some chain text or something. Lighten up.
#39 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:23pm by cheapskatepunk
It's probably a joke. I call my older sister an accident all the time (because she was lol) and she usually says something like "well at least mom knew I was going to be a girl." or whatever. It's fun =P
YOU DESERVE IT. Obviously it's a joke (even though it's a stupid one). Grow a pair and don't cry and whine about this, geez. How old are you turning, 12?
#41 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:27pm by noshitsherlock
It was probably just one of those chain letters. Just a joke.. don't take it literally.
#51 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:50pm by jeremymg91
YDI for not being able to take a joke. If it had been your mom it would have made it more funny on the chance that she wasn't kidding.
#56 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:57pm by AngelRaven89
That was hilarious. Really, she was just joking. Happy Birthday anyway. My sister and I joke like that often too.
#57 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:58pm by A_Lee_Is_Betta
Sounds like a joke text. Get over it and trade it in for a sense of humor.
#58 - On 09/01/2009 at 8:58pm by caancoha
Huh, if I got that from my sister I'd make a joke right back at her. (I'd probably make a reference to My Favorite Accident, that being a song by my sister's favorite band) Lighten up, take a joke, and happy birthday!
#60 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:06pm by Amysbodybetrayal
LOL, I love these FMLs where people take things too seriously.
OP lighten up.
#64 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:23pm by thesunshotme
At the moment I'm typing this, there were 69 comments. Wow, 69 for a sex-related post. Yay.
Haha, you were a condom accident? Whoa...hopefully you turned out to be a good person so your parents could be glad they had an 'accident'.
#70 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:32pm by epicfail13337
It was a joke. And even if you weren't planned, your family still loves you, so what's there to feel bad about?
#76 - On 09/01/2009 at 9:53pm by pope_suburban
I don't even know how FML's like this make it through the moderation process... It's called a joke, OP, hopefully someone will give you some money for your birthday so you can buy a sense of humor.
#82 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:14pm by f_ed_panda
Wow. Just... wow. Does your mommy hold your hand when you need to cross the street? Change your diapers, even? This is by no stretch and FML, little whiny baby.
ohhh man! dont worry about it, todays my birthday and all my family including my friends have forgotten until i had to remind them only now
Pfff... I am a younger sibling and my old sibling and myself have made it a tradition to do this sort of thing. I wouldn't take offense over something this simple considering it came from family, who loves you, as opposed to a friend/co-worker/random guy on the street.
#95 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:49pm by CommentingMule
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
and btw she was kidding, don't take it too seriously..
#96 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:51pm by kelbabii15
"Today, I received a funny text message from my favourite sister and it turns out I have no sense of humour. FML."
#98 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:53pm by aquilo
Agree with every other person here who says it was more than likely a joke, and you should learn how to recognize one. It's called developing a sense of humor. Start today, and you, too, can avoid future so-called "FML's" like this one.
#101 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:54pm by GriefBacon
Okay, fair enough to the people who are saying 'take a joke', but it's her birthday..? Like could the sister not have at least added a 'Happy birthday, slut x" on the end?
PS YDI for being on FML on your birthday.
(One hundred and) Firrrst!!!!
#103 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:59pm by iGreen_Day
1st of duckasaurus should be dumbassaurus. When someone says "favorite sister", "favorite brother", "favorite Whatever!" it's a joke cause that's their only sis, bro, etc. and 2nd whoever wrote this fml to begin with needs to learn to take a damn joke!
#104 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:00pm by NeNa_1015
Maybe it was a joke? Like you would see in some birthday cards except in text form?
#107 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:08pm by love15
How cuuuuuuuuuuuuute. Hahahaha, your sister owned your butt. On your birthday nonetheless! Happy birthday, by the way, OP.
#109 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:14pm by AAAAHHHH12
It's just a funny joke. Smile and move on. Not even close to an FML. Geezy peezy.
#110 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:19pm by margie4peace
YDI for having a favorite sister. How many fucking sisters do you have? Fucking Catholic.
#114 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:40pm by SomeRandomGuy18
i bet u couldnt of wished for a better bday present ;D
#115 - On 09/01/2009 at 11:43pm by monkeymclaren
I had a friend tell me the same thing, word for word a while back. it's a joke! Get a sense of humor.
This does not even deserve FML status. This doesn't even deserve to be on this website. It was obviously a joke.
#120 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:39am by christinaxmariax
ydi for not being able to take a joke. It's so obvious.
#123 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:45am by xoxcinderellaxox
Yes it was your birthday and that may not be very nice buuut... seriously, grow a pair. If you can't even take a joke from your "favorite" sister, then you should be posting a very different kind of FML.
#125 - On 09/02/2009 at 12:48am by xetvu
Your sister is awesome. My friends in my dorm freshman year gave me a birthday card with condoms taped to it, and it said that my parents must have forgotten the spermicidal lubricant. Instead of being a whiny little bitch like you, I laughed and then moved on with my life.
#128 - On 09/02/2009 at 1:06am by strawberryswirl
For my 10th birthday, my (at the time) 23 year old sister gave me a UPS box with a piece of paper in it that said "There's a 13 year difference between me and you, you are the one who was a surprise from the start--play your cards right, kiddo!"
I didn't act like it was the end of the world :/
#131 - On 09/02/2009 at 1:40am by T_r_i_c_k_Y
so what? it's a joke. Be glad your sister has a sense of humor
#134 - On 09/02/2009 at 2:35am by Dutchie2010
The worst part of this is the fact that you mention your 'favorite sister'..
And obviously it was just a joke - get on with your life, and spot wasting our lifes with these nonsense stories..
#135 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:37am by Pirate_argh
Get a sense of humor, bud. My brother and I constantly insult each other on a daily basis, and we both don't take anything the other says so seriously.
YDI for not being able to tell the difference between a chain letter / sarcasm / joke and real life.
#148 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:51am by Gillypants
It was probably a forwarded message. I bet she didn't even think about it being your birthday and is going to apologize later. Or maybe you really were conceived unintentionally, but so what if you were? All that matters is you're alive now.
#150 - On 09/02/2009 at 8:46am by marissajean42
1) "Favorite" sister? That's slightly weird to say in a FML.
2) It's just a joke, don't take it seriously.
3) HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D
#152 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:18am by Whatsername515
1) "Favorite" sister? That's a bit weird to say in a FML story.
2) It's just a joke; don't take it too seriously.
3) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :D
#153 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:20am by Whatsername515
dude, thats a fucking chainmail message.
ydi for over reacting
#154 - On 09/02/2009 at 10:51am by SxxT_HAPPENS
you have a favorite sister... apparently so does she. and obviously its not you.
#158 - On 09/02/2009 at 11:36am by xxmessedupxx
It's a joke, chill out. I got the exact same thing in a greeting card for my last birthday. This can't qualify as an FML.
I think my feelings would be hurt as well. Happy birthday!
#166 - On 09/02/2009 at 1:53pm by liveandletlive89
YDI for not being able to take a joke without bitching about it over the internet.
#169 - On 09/02/2009 at 3:39pm by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx
OMG, it was a joke. You should ask your favorite sister to buy you a sense of humor for your birthday!
#171 - On 09/02/2009 at 4:34pm by Hellsno
Like everyone else is saying, it's a joke; a birthday joke, at that. But oh lawdy, don't let it ruin your cake and ice cream!
If she is not older that u, u should say
"And why the hell do u think u r not"
but if she is older and mostly likely is than all I have to say is it probably was a joke, or your sister is bitch.
If it was a joke, then it was a really stupid one to make over a text message, seeing as you can't hear the persons voice you really can't tell if they're joking.
#177 - On 09/02/2009 at 9:55pm by TeenageDirtbag_
oh thats awful! if it was a joke it was a really mean one!
#180 - On 09/03/2009 at 1:53am by haleycstar
Fuck your sisters life for having such an uptight twat for a sister.
#184 - On 09/03/2009 at 3:46pm by genius_man16
Wtf? Gosh it's called family love.
She was obviously kidding.
Get a fucking sense of humor, man.
#188 - On 09/04/2009 at 2:13pm by This_is_funny
It's a joke, you idiot. Some people make jokes out of love... Like the exact opposite of what they mean. People who get jokes understand this. People who don't get jokes end up becoming either Hitler or a Hitler-esque person.
why do you have a "favorite" sister....YDI. and she was joking you douche bag. you fail at life.
#192 - On 09/05/2009 at 1:01am by Flagband09
i have one sister, she is the greatest sister ever and i love her so much, 5 years older than I. if i got that message from her, i would laugh my ass off and give her the biggest hug ever. she is living in Louisiana for work, im living in NC, i miss her soo much, this makes me sad now. be happy that you get to be with your sister so much
would you pull that stick out of your ass long enough to laugh at the fucking joke? jesus christ.
#195 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:41am by muffinsareyummy
would you pull that stick out of your ass long enough to laugh at the fucking joke? jesus christ.
#196 - On 09/07/2009 at 2:42am by muffinsareyummy
That's fucking hysterical. get over it, its a joke. People need to be less serious...
#200 - On 09/10/2009 at 2:03am by stovetop2560
Rofl.. i would smack her.. usually i take most of the shit i get from my sister but never on my birthday..
#203 - On 11/04/2009 at 7:05am by GodsPetTaco
