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Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML
it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't fucked and your sister is not a bitch.
if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)"
if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time."
anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Wednesday 13 August 2014