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Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44644) - you deserved it (8282)

On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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it's just a joke, chill out. Close siblings can make jokes similar to that sometimes, even if you were hurt your life isn't fucked and your sister is not a bitch.

#3 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:44pm by EClaris

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if she's younger than you, say, "well...obviously they don't learn from their mistakes. they just make bigger ones (emphasis on bigger)"

if she's older than you, say, "yeah...they tried to get it right the second time."

anyway, your sister is a bitch with a good sense of humor

#5 - On 09/01/2009 at 7:45pm by the_stereotype

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