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Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22753) - you deserved it (2772)

On 12/11/2008 at 9:30pm - misc - by groom - Sent from mobile version

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Maybe he was saving it to ration?

#6 - On 03/03/2009 at 11:35pm by alex_vik

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Was there mustard on it? Mustard is disgusting.

#8 - On 03/22/2009 at 4:42pm by sabrage

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