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Today, I cut my nice and tasty home-made sandwich in half to give to a homeless man. He tasted it, pulled an unimpressed face, and then stuck it in his pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19400) - you deserved it (2387)

On 12/11/2008 at 9:30pm - misc - by groom - Sent from mobile version

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Maybe he was saving it to ration?

#6 - On 03/03/2009 at 11:35pm by alex_vik

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Doesn't he know the saying "Beggars can't be choosers"?

#2 - On 02/24/2009 at 10:56pm by Memmy

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