Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She is my favorite sister who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. Not me. FML

by ohsugarxo / 08/31/2009 at 1:21pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

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  • Ugh (no pun intended), don't you just hate those sowhority girls.

    #1 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:05pm by adelaide_evening

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  • At least her slutty sorority sister was there for her all those times she was drunk and started fucking some random guy. You were never there, OP. YDI.

    #6 - On 08/31/2009 at 5:10pm by screwtaylor

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