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Today, I was at my only sister's wedding. She gave a speech about the person who means the most to her. She said, "She is my favorite sister who has always been there for me." Being her only sister, I got up to hug her. Turns out she was talking about her slutty sorority sister. Not me. FML
Ugh (no pun intended), don't you just hate those sowhority girls.
At least her slutty sorority sister was there for her all those times she was drunk and started fucking some random guy. You were never there, OP. YDI.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 November 2015