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Today, I had to buy another pair of 'fat jeans', because my old 'fat jeans' became my new 'skinny jeans'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19191) - you deserved it (42006)

On 08/30/2009 at 10:15am - misc - by FML (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

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Take control.

Eat healthier.

Be more active.

You can do it!

#5 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:16pm by FPsLife

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So, you've gained a ton of weight. What do you do? Log onto the computer!

Best solution ever award.

#26 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:41pm by helloprettyladee

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