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Today, my boss asked me how my parents' divorce affected me as a child. This is a sensitive subject, but I thought he was trying to connect with me so I told him how much it hurt. Turns out he wants to leave his wife and wanted to know if his kids would turn out "messed up" because of it. FML


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On 08/27/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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At least he cares how his kids are going to turn out due to his actions.
Not an FML.

#3 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:16am by Intoxicunt

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not a FML but still a good story. perhaps u just saved his children some serious grief.

#9 - On 08/27/2009 at 6:56am by deliapearl

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