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TODAY , I WAS RUNNING TO MAH CAR , SLIPPD , AND SLAMMD MAH HEAD ON THE CAR DOOR. I STARTD DRIVING TO THE HOSPITAL CUZ IT WAS BLEEDING PROFUSELY AND I WAS DIZZY , I CALLD MAH MOM TO TELL HER WHAT HAD HAPPEND. SHE SAID I WAS GROUNDD FIR "GOOFING OFF" AND THAT SHE WAS "SICK OF MAH SHIT". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90281) - you deserved it (7063)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by itsgotime (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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What a bitch.

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:03am by JohnnyViola

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If this is true, then you really could have endangered a lot of people.

What if you had passed out and swerved into a neighbor's yard or something?

Still, I agree. Your mom is a bitch.

#4 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:10am by Capybara

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