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Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (89621) - you deserved it (7030)

On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - misc - by itsgotime (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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What a bitch.

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:03am by JohnnyViola

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If this is true, then you really could have endangered a lot of people.

What if you had passed out and swerved into a neighbor's yard or something?

Still, I agree. Your mom is a bitch.

#4 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:10am by Capybara

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