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Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML
If this is true, then you really could have endangered a lot of people.
What if you had passed out and swerved into a neighbor's yard or something?
Still, I agree. Your mom is a bitch.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015