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TODAY , I WAS RUNNING TO MAH CAR , SLIPPD , AND SLAMMD MAH HEAD ON THE CAR DOOR. I STARTD DRIVING TO THE HOSPITAL CUZ IT WAS BLEEDING PROFUSELY AND I WAS DIZZY , I CALLD MAH MOM TO TELL HER WHAT HAD HAPPEND. SHE SAID I WAS GROUNDD FIR "GOOFING OFF" AND THAT SHE WAS "SICK OF MAH SHIT". FML
If this is true, then you really could have endangered a lot of people.
What if you had passed out and swerved into a neighbor's yard or something?
Still, I agree. Your mom is a bitch.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015