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Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25434) - you deserved it (92182)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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