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Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33524) - you deserved it (134457)

On 03/20/2009 at 1:48am - misc - by Jesse (man) - United States (Kentucky)

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Wait... did he pull you over by chance or was it that he told you he was going to? And you are a total douchebag if you were driving with a .15 and you deserve to go to jail. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE PERIOD

#1 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:03am by amirn86

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I think it's pathetic you chose to drive drunk.

#3 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:03am by MegNZee21

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