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Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead-mouse water for the past week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52956) - you deserved it (10038)

On 08/26/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by hantavirus (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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that it honestly the grossest thing i have ever heard. fuck your life.

#4 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:58am by asdfghjklfmylife

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that's nasty

#2 - On 08/26/2009 at 9:56am by guitartech18

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