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Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6527) - you deserved it (42469)

On 08/26/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by brokennose (man) - United States (Texas)

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