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Today, I was at the bar and my friend and I were making fun of this guy wearing a Affliction muscle tee and bedazzled Ed Hardy hat. We were saying how he was the epitome of a douche bag and that he probably likes UFC. Turns out he's an MMA fighter and I now have a broken nose. FML


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On 08/26/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by brokennose (man) - United States (Texas)

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YDI for being so judgemental of a person's appearance.

#1 - On 08/26/2009 at 6:56am by CrackhouseDoug

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OP should have followed FML's advice.

#6 - On 08/26/2009 at 7:18am by TheNeckbeard

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