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Today, my boyfriend gave me a card for my birthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he leaves. I waited 5, in the card it said "it's not working out, but here's 20$". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50978) - you deserved it (2408)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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