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Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

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On 08/25/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by damnit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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Hahaha owned

#1 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:02am by UpYourself

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Haha, penis.

You really should make sure that nothing you permanently attach to your body looks in any way like a penis, in any context. Sorry but YDI.

#9 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:11am by MaddogTotten

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