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Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML
You really should make sure that nothing you permanently attach to your body looks in any way like a penis, in any context. Sorry but YDI.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015