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Today, I got my first tattoo. It's a large broadsword which runs the length of my spine. I went home to show it off and learned that the hilt on my neck looks just like a penis when the rest of it is covered with my shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10543) - you deserved it (43359)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by damnit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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