Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML
by embarassed_chick / 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)
#1 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:34pm by Rach17
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what did the card say? do they even make cards for your first period??
"Congratulations on your fertility, try not to get knocked up. Love, Dad"
#9 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:40pm by jpotter1190
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