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Today, I got my first period. My dad bought me a card and had everyone in my family sign it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51247) - you deserved it (4225)

On 08/24/2009 at 3:59pm - misc - by embarassed_chick (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Oh, God, your life SUCKS. My dad wouldn't even want to KNOW I started my period. :) He'll just have my mom take care of it. :)

#1 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:34pm by Rach17

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what did the card say? do they even make cards for your first period??

"Congratulations on your fertility, try not to get knocked up. Love, Dad"

#9 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:40pm by jpotter1190

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