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Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 4:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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And that's when I buy a drink for myself and look at them and go, "Oh, I only brought enough money to spend on me. You said bring a couple bucks, I figured we were all buying our own stuff." and proceed to drink it in their faces.

#15 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:38pm by akalisser

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fuck her!! If you have a job and she doesn't you're obviously better than that bitch

#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 7:11pm by xxfallenangelxx

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