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Today, I thought I saw a snake while I was watering. I got my son to check it out and he agreed too. I was nervous so I called animal control, and they said it would cost $50 just for them to come out, I agreed. It ends up I paid $50 for them to pick up an old diamond weave farmer's hat. FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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YDI for thinking you have to call Animal Control for a (most likely) harmless snake.

#1 - On 08/19/2009 at 5:04pm by fudrick

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It's stupid that it would cost money for Animal Control to come out. People could be killed by feral animals because they couldn't afford to pay $50.

#52 - On 08/19/2009 at 11:52pm by foryoublue94

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