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Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML


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On 02/15/2009 at 10:29am - misc - by nana. (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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That's just ignorant and rude... get some respect.

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 1:26pm by good sam

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honestly, how did she make it to the finals without someone else hip checking her first?

#4 - On 02/15/2009 at 3:15pm by Mr_Serious

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