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Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

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That's just ignorant and rude... get some respect.

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 1:26pm by good sam

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Competitiveness is ok under the right circumstances...but you know you've got to let nana's win. honestly, who hip checks an old lady to avoid letting her win a kid's game?

#3 - On 02/15/2009 at 2:40pm by Rell

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