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By nana. - 15/02/2009 15:29 - Canada

Today, I was playing musical chairs at a family reunion. It's a well known fact that I'm competitive and tend to hip check people to get that last chair. It came down to me and The Nana. I won. The Nana has a broken hip. FML

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Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML

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Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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By alsayslegit - 25/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML

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By ohdear - 03/01/2010 18:06 - United Kingdom

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2017 01:30

Today, I actually slipped on a banana peel, cartoon-style, breaking my kneecap and dislocating my hip. I will never hear the end of this. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2013 17:38 - United States - Monroe

Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML

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By Cheerieful - 07/05/2011 16:26 - United States

Today, I playfully nudged my friend on the shoulder. She countered by shoving me head-first into a trash can. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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Hannah_fml 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 19:26

That's just ignorant and rude... get some respect.

Mr_Serious 6

Sunday 15 February 2009 21:15

honestly, how did she make it to the finals without someone else hip checking her first?

Comments

Lady_Bee_fml 13

Monday 7 November 2011 18:01

Am I the only one who finds this hilarious...?

plaidideal 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 5:05

Boo. This happened because you're too self centered.

secret_ninja_gal 12

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:35

Awwwn :( FHL not yours ! Well yours too but poor nana ! :(

TergesteCity 12

Monday 28 May 2012 3:51

FHL (but also YOU WIN)

4nnunaki 7

Friday 17 August 2012 5:38

hahaha ur Nana doesn't play hockey... but nxt time,nxt time,ill put in the wall.

ljfitman 6

Monday 20 August 2012 2:36

OP you disgust me

SynysterNero 20

Tuesday 21 May 2013 3:40

You are ******* retarded for hip checking an old woman. Idiot.

RadeonDerp 24

Sunday 2 June 2013 12:54

I have to say something. YOU FAT ****.

Orchard 33

Tuesday 4 June 2013 7:43

wow. OP you probably just effectively killed your nana; it's a well-known fact that when an elderly person breaks their hip it tends to send their health into a downward spiral and decline until death. Good job.