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Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML

#45949 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (32240) - you deserved it (3976)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:35am - misc - by cjk004 - United States (California)

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