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Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30997) - you deserved it (1917)

On 02/15/2009 at 5:32am - misc - by lamesauce (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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I guess he didn't realize that you two were on a date. That, or the dinner plans were just between him and a friend... not a date between them.

#1 - On 02/15/2009 at 6:36am by Amkii

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That doesn't mean anything... Keep it up!!!!

#11 - On 02/16/2009 at 5:28pm by edgaropolous

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