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Today, I went to a party to see my crush. He offered me a drink and I declined telling him that I don't drink because alcohol makes people act stupid and crash their cars. He then saw me back into a car parked on the street and shatter my backlights as I reversed from the driveway to go home. FML


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On 03/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by icantdrive (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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haha. apparently you don't need alcohol.

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:04am by happy_ness

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#7 If you are driving, then don't drink. Obviously. However the OP was being self-righteous ("alcohol makes people stupid and crash their cars").
By all means make the choice not to drink, but when someone offers you a drink, thats all you need to say - "sorry, I don't drink". There is no need to act all high and mighty like you are somehow better for not drinking.

#8 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:55am by Locket

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