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Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30873) - you deserved it (5857)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by stupidtoothpick2 (woman) - United States (California)

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