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Today, I was instructed by my boss to welcome the 2 new foreign business partners since I am the only one who could speak their language. When they arrived I greeted them in their language. One of them scratched his head and asked his companion in plain and clear English, "What did he say?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24524) - you deserved it (3428)

On 02/15/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Salaryman (man) - Philippines (Rizal)

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