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Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34742) - you deserved it (1919)

On 08/12/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Kobenhavn)

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