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Today, I got stung by a bee. On my eyelid. I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open my eye. Tomorrow is the first day of a new prestigious school. I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster. FML

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wear an eye-patch.
they'll think you're super badass.

#5 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:50pm by Shock98

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the pirate look is so in compared to the creepy monster look. i mean, look at jack sparrow vs frankenstein. everyone hated frankenstein and tried to kill him, but they just thought jack sparrow was a total badasss

#11 - On 08/12/2009 at 9:54pm by pineapples

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