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Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML

I agree, your life sucks (39260) - you deserved it (1799)

On 08/12/2009 at 8:57am - misc - by dkajxu (woman) - Singapore

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