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Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30424) - you deserved it (8110)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:20am - misc - by ohdang (woman) - United States (California)

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