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Today, whilst babysitting, I broke a glass. I explained to the kid that it was very important not to walk barefoot around where it had happened, because of the tiny bits of glass. He jumped back, scared, and while doing so tripped. I rushed to help him and ran through the broken glass. Barefoot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38571) - you deserved it (11473)

On 08/12/2009 at 2:20am - misc - by ohdang (woman) - United States (California)

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Do as I say, not as I do

#1 - On 08/12/2009 at 10:02am by Sun_Kissed18

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How could she possibly deserve this? She was bring a responsible baby sitter by ensuring the kids safety, nothing wrong with that. And this is totally plausible, I don't see how it could HAVE been faked.

#12 - On 08/12/2009 at 11:04am by deathbunny256

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