Real?

By Anonymous - 20/06/2026 09:00 - United States

Today, to my horror, I discovered I will owe child support for the kids my ex and I adopted together since she couldn't have any. I've met someone else and I'm planning on having real kids with her, but these payments will destroy everything. FML
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TomeDr 24

Real kids??? What are the one ones you adopted with your ex, holograms? I’m guessing you’re a lousy dad.

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Linda Graber 12

As an adoptee all I have to say is you are a horrible person. You already have real kids.

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SAgirl 20

Adopting kids together is like having kids together. You can't just leave her when you find a woman with working overies and expect your ex to raise them like they were only hers.

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mike3775 36

Seriously, you are saying that the adopted kids are not “real kids”? I have 2 adopted kids with my ex and at no time have I ever considered them “not real”, they are my children point blank. YDI

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TomeDr 24

Real kids??? What are the one ones you adopted with your ex, holograms? I’m guessing you’re a lousy dad.

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Hangryko 31

I hope those child support payments will be high AF, with alimony. YDI

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angus 16

It’s always the small print that screws you. That’s a tough one.

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Linda Graber 12

As an adoptee all I have to say is you are a horrible person. You already have real kids.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

With that attitude I have only one thing to say to you - good.

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