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Today, I went ice skating for my friend's birthday. We had to vacate the skating rink so that they could smooth out the rink for the next session. I don't know how to skate and my friends left me. Not only was I the last one out of the rink, but I had to crawl my way out with everyone laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39009) - you deserved it (5373)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:58pm - misc - by elmangy (woman) - United States (California)

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OMG, that's really funny!

OP that sucks, hope you laughed though xD

#2 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:05pm by Music_rocks

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Some friends. If I were you, I would have just faked a seizure and voided my bowels on the ice rink so that I would not only make my friends feel bad, but I would ruin the experience for everyone.

#9 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:18pm by shaniqualee

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