Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35989) - you totally deserved it (12711)
On 08/11/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Teamarie (woman) - United States (Virginia)
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YDI for having a father.
#40 - On 08/11/2009 at 4:04pm by FueltotheFire
(+1)Exactly. Why'd you just let him check it for you? Geez, I'd never do that because things like THAT could pop up!
#45 - On 08/11/2009 at 4:11pm by Kiwi_Splash
(0)I think she was about to read it, but he said no, took it, then read it to her. By the time she realized what might have been in the message... well, he was probably very embarrassed. He should not have been reading her messages anyway, would have been better to just keep it away from her until they arrived.
And to those saying just check the sender first, he was probably handling the phone at that point. Or she didn't think the boyfriend was text that of all things.
(-2)Today, I was in the car with my smoking, hot, teenage daughter (who I assumed was a virgin), when she got a text from her boyfriend. I do not allow her to read her texts or use the phone while driving so I decided to read it to her aloud. It started off with "Babe, last night was amazing. Too bad your faggot dad came home early." FML
(0)WTF # 40??? okay so it's her fault for having a dad. god you guys are such idiots!!
#109 - On 04/04/2010 at 6:29pm by 2gether4ever
(-1)sorry honey. i didnt know wat the text would say. im not mad anymore though
#3 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:12pm by stryker0530
(+3)"Uhhh, honey? You sure you want me to read.. Okay then. 'God damn baby you know how to treat me right. I hope we didn't make too much of a mess in your parents bed.'"
#7 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:14pm by ChasinParkedCars
(0)At least your dad didn't grab the wheel after reading it turn it really hard and drive you off a 300 foot cliff and at the last second jump out and stand and watch you fall to your doom
#13 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:22pm by ananamoose
(0)I think Anamoose is exageating that REDLUCKTUCk posted Atleast you didnt die(or something like that) I think hes saying who cares. The dad didnt so why bring it up. least i think lol
(0)I think RJB is trying to explain something that everyone should have gleaned from reading the first two comments.
#64 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:39pm by theanonimouse
(0)i think the onimouse is cleverly and quite hilariously pointing out the complete pointlessness and redundancy of explaining the first two comments. way to go RBJ.
AHAHAH :)
(0)Yeah, they crashed and died when a voice recording of her and her girlfriend having sex. "squeeze harder!" "HONEY! WHT THE HELL IS THIS?" *crash* "I can explain! See, Dad, when a woman loves a man, they grab whip cream and grab the gears and go!"
#104 - On 08/14/2009 at 11:41pm by BulletStreet
(0)cause sometimes people like to do things for other people like, you know, give them a lift somewhere. Its also possible that her dad does not drive or couldnt drive that particular day for whatever reason
couldnt you just wait until you got where ever the hell you were going to read the text?
#20 - On 08/11/2009 at 2:37pm by ohhhhbriana
(0)Seriously? why the fuck didn't you keep your phone in your pocket, not let him read your text message, and just read it when you get home?
(0)He said he didn't want you texting. He didn't say anything about reviewing any and all text that come in to decide whether or not you want your passenger to reply/read it for you. Most phones tell you who is sending you a message before you open them now so take note so that this may be avoided in the future. FYL
(0)Hahah, my phone comes up with the message. But I would never let my parents read my texts. I don't "sext", but some of my friends say things to me my parents wouldn't be all too thrilled to read. :)
OP, you deserve it for letting your dad read it. And your life sucks because your dad sexted with your boyfriend!
(0)my text comes up too, it's gotten my in trouble more than once, though not necessarily with my parents, haha.
#96 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:52pm by caramelbear
(0)You know that's a setting and you can always turn it off, right?
#98 - On 08/12/2009 at 5:44pm by redbluegreen
(0)YDI for not being patient enough to wait untill you can read the text safely.
#26 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:08pm by 4ube
(0)Your dad and your BF just sexted each other... Weird
#27 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:17pm by donkey_hang_down
(0)i don't want you texting while driving either. Not for your safety, but for the people you could kill.
#29 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:36pm by gimmickgame
(0)And that's why the first thing you ask the passenger is "who is it from?", YDI for not checking who it was from and knowing he would say stuff like that
#31 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:44pm by pancakes_n_syrup
(0)that is not sexting! sexting is sending pictures of genitals. it's not when you just talk about sex. you know what's sad? i'm 13 and i know the difference better than all of you.
#33 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:53pm by triplethreat13
(0)What if it is a pic of your asshole? Is that considered sexting, or just gross?
#35 - On 08/11/2009 at 3:57pm by donkey_hang_down
(0)It depends, it could be sexting if receiver had asked for it, or it could just be obnoxious douchery
(0)It's stupid middle-schoolers who are doing that stupid sexting shit so it's no wonder 13 year-olds know all about it.
#50 - On 08/11/2009 at 4:23pm by always_his
(0)Uh no... because then it's picture messaging and the portmanteau doesn't work anymore. Oh wait, do 13 year-olds know what a portmanteau is? (Well, to be fair, I don't think a lot of 23 or 33 year-old's know what a portmanteau is...)
#75 - On 08/11/2009 at 9:10pm by chanman
(0)1. You are not special for knowing multi-syllabic words.
2. Most people know what "portmanteau" means. At least those who made it through high school.
(0)well, actually, I think you would be "special" if you didn't know any multisyllabic words.
#101 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:42pm by chanman
(0)YDI for 3 reasons: 1 for caring about anyones input on your sex life. 2 for not disreguarding your phone while driving, or simply tell them that you would rather not know what it said due to the fact that your driving. 3 having such an idiotic partner that would write such a personal thing through a text message instead of saying it in person or simply the fact that they said that...
(0)Nice try. A psychotic person is someone who is unable to tell the difference between their delusions and reality. Schizophrenia, for example, is a psychotic disorder.
I don't think that's what you meant here.
(0)I'm sensing that he insisted on reading it to you, because you were wanting to read it while you were driving? Good for your dad. Your eyes need to be on the road.
Anyway, if your dad weren't there, I hope you would have waited to get home to read it. So YDI for having no patience.
(0)hahahhahahahaha i know this girl! teamarie + the driving dad home at the same time gave it away oh wow somehow its funnier when you can picture the right people
(0)How is this not 100% YDI? You have a boyfriend who you have sex with, and you still let your dad read your texts?
#47 - On 08/11/2009 at 4:11pm by SirAwesome
(0)this is why my phone is on vibrate. FYL, but a little YDI...
#48 - On 08/11/2009 at 4:15pm by jollysnowman
(0)never give anyone else your phone to read your texts YDI* infinity for being that retarded
#49 - On 08/11/2009 at 4:21pm by Mylife_is_so_fd
(0)Since when do you text something like that to someone out of no where... Wouldn't you want to confirm that they actually have their own phone before you say something so personal? Or at least call them about it.
(0)I agree with #39 and #47
and you...
YDI for having sex before marriage
YDI for letting your dad read your texts
YDI for being impatient
#55 - On 08/11/2009 at 4:41pm by popcorn721
(0)You know the whole sex before marriage thing is a nasty assumption. Maybe this girl is 25 and having lunch with her dad and has been with her boyfriend since she was 14 and they just haven't had the funds to get married yet. He could be her only sexual partner.
If this was just some random ass guy I would agree, but not because of my religion, but because it's nasty and unsafe. You tell me that you have never in your life committed a sin and then judge her for having sex before marriage...oh, but wait...isn't judgment a sin? You are fucked then I guess.
In God's eyes, all sins are equal.
#85 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:16am by daarlingdamsel
(0)It doesnt mean she is a whore just because she likes double penetration
#62 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:27pm by donkey_hang_down
(0)A new word has entered my vocabulary of fucked up English today, "Sext". that's just Sexcellent.
#59 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:13pm by sikanderimran
(0)^^ you never heard of sexting before? Even with all the Fox news updates about how "OMG the youth today! They're all sending naked pictures of each other! See? proof the damn liberals are ruining the country and corrupting poor, innocent children!" or whatever they say. Well that's how it is in the US at least.
And ouch, that's awkward, OP. What did your dad do?
#61 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:24pm by gothic_cat_lady
(0)Well, at least your father doesn't want you driving dangerously, and was willing to read a text for you.
#65 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:51pm by DameGreyWulf
(0)hahaha wow. i'm not sure it could get more awkward than that! i think it's mostly FYL, cause you were driving and couldn't help it. but it's also kind of YDI if you let your dad read the text (unless he just took the liberty of reading it. then theres nothin you can really do).
good luck with talking to your dad from now on ;)
#66 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:57pm by ky_stone22
(0)oh yeah. i remember when u gave me head. then i went down on u. and the best part was when i didnt wear a condom and i came all in your pussy. and you said u liked it. u had like 4 orgasms
#67 - On 08/11/2009 at 6:04pm by onealhart54
(0)Oh yeah definatly U gave her 4 orgasms yeh....uhhh haa
Watevs ur a f'in ahole cmon u don't even know her
(0)oh my poop. this almost happened to me!
but now i keep my phone in my pocket and delete everything
(0)You should have said, "I bet you'll let me read my own texts now".
Haha. I don't think you deserve that embarrassment just because your boyfriend has the bad judgement to send that sort of text when anyone could see it.
#71 - On 08/11/2009 at 7:58pm by always_his
(0)Honestly?
You're driving. On the road. With other people.
Texting while driving is completely dangerous and stupid. Driving requires your eyes on the road-not the phone in your lap. You could have hit someone or something.
Peoples lives > Your social life
YDI, wait till you get home.
#72 - On 08/11/2009 at 8:03pm by F3br33z3
(0)YDI!! You should have just left your phone in your purse or where ever it was, and WHY DID YOU LET HIM READ IT??!!
(0)This is why you keep your phone ON you. In your pocket, in your hand, in your lap, in your purse/bag...and I swear when people grab my phone because it's out in the open and I get a text I snatch it right the fuck back because I don't know what people are sending me!
But that is fucking hilarous FYL
#78 - On 08/11/2009 at 9:44pm by KarasuFyre
(0)I hve had this happen. Multiple times. My dad high-fives me, my mom just acts awkward.
#81 - On 08/11/2009 at 11:01pm by Rodjmeister
(0)I effing hate it when people take my phone and sift through it without asking. I hate it even more if they look at my texts. I don't keep bad stuff on my phone or anything, but it feels like they are looking in my underwear drawer or peeking in my diary or something. Next time just keep the phone between your legs, he won't go for it there and just hit a button to silence it and read it later.
Your dad is right by the way, you shouldn't text or read texts by driving. It's really dangerous and isn't worth your life or someone else's life, but that doesn't give him the right to pry.
#83 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:12am by daarlingdamsel
(0)Sex before marriage is usually wrong (it says that in the Bible a lot) but there is a passage that says that if premarital sex happens, the way to "get out of it" is to marry that person. So, maybe this person has been with her boyfriend for a few years, and it's likely they will get married soon. That's all right. If this person had been with her boyfriend for 6 months and is already fucking him, that's wrong, because they could easily break up. :)
Since we really don't know the situation, we can't judge her or jump to conclusions. And don't judge her for sinning because none of you are without sin.
And hopefully you don't text while driving on a regular basis!
:)
(0)Yeah you could easily break up but you could jsut as easily break up after 4-5 years together AND being married. I'm sorry to have to say this but sex before marriage is only a sin if you are a follower of a religion that believes this. Even those that are do not hold on to this one as strongly as they once did because the world has changed and sex before marriage just isnt that big a deal anymore.
When life was shorter and more dangerous and there was no contraception then sex before marriage was bad mostly because any child born outside of marriage used to be illigitimate meaning they would not be entitled to anything if their father was a lord or something. Sex before marriage had nothing to do with love or Gods wrath it had to do with protecting your assests and making sure you had a legitimate heir to whatever it is you had. I know a lot of people do still wait until they are married and that in some ways seems like a very nice idea but in other ways it is not.
(0)Why do you seem like if they were only together for 6 months you'd be judging her?
Also, the bible is not written record of all morality. Whether it says it's a sin or not, who cares? No one follows the bible to the letter? Seriously, it doesn't belong anywhere on FML, except maybe for some FMLs where the OP or someone is religious.
(0)Remember: You're 20 times more likely to get in an accident while texting and driving.
"People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big O-M-G"
Gegory Brothers
ATTN #8
(0)Many people don't realize that text messages have a time limit. They *will* disappear if not read immediately.
#92 - On 08/12/2009 at 8:56am by Some___Guy
(0)Um...no. They get saved in your inbox. I've gotten new texts after days without checking my phone. So even if they do delete new messages if you go for a very long time without checking, this girl could still have waited until she got home to read hers.
(0)its not your fault... you couldn't have predicted that would happen
#95 - On 08/12/2009 at 2:27pm by annonymouss
(0)You could have just left it until you had stopped the car to let your dad out, you didn't have to read it at that moment
(0)There shouldn't be a comma in between "smoking" and "hot" unless you meant she was either a) on fire at the time or b) had a cigarette dangling out of her mouth.
#102 - On 08/13/2009 at 10:43pm by chanman
(0)Couldn't you have just waited?
The text would still be there when your dad buggered off.
Fuck your life cause you're an idiot.
And fuck your dad for being so nosy and oppressive.
#105 - On 08/19/2009 at 2:53pm by kayleighcontrol
(0)you first of all shouldn't be txting and driving, its stupid and distracting. second of all you couldn't just wait till you get home to finish txting? FAIL
#106 - On 09/05/2009 at 8:08am by duggokenshin
(0)2 things. 1) you should not text and drive. 2) NEVER SEND DIRTY TEXTS.... EVER (or do but delete after wards)
#107 - On 11/15/2009 at 9:36pm by alxndr5120
(0)lmfaoooooooo... if I was a male n had a daughter I don't think I would ever look at u the same way... I wonder how the rest of the night went lol... must have been one silent drive home
