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Today, as I was driving my dad home, I got a text message. My dad, who doesn't want me texting while I'm driving, decided to read the text message to me. He began to repeat a message from my boyfriend recounting the amazing sex we had the night before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39038) - you deserved it (13998)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:21am - intimacy - by Teamarie (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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