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Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Girls don't usually get that defensive of their bf's. FYL
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014