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Today, after going to the beach with my guyfriend, I thought I looked pretty good infront of him in a bikini. Later he whispered in my ear, "You have a lot of hairs sticking out of your bottom". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19386) - you deserved it (41113)

On 08/09/2009 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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trim or shave women! No one wants to swing through vines to get to the jungle!

#4 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:10pm by NobodyUKnow

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at least he whispered it and didnt say it out loud so other people could hear!!

#10 - On 08/09/2009 at 5:29pm by laffalot53

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