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Today, I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage. When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31829) - you deserved it (7724)

On 08/08/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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Quite and achoovement. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

#4 - On 08/08/2009 at 8:11pm by Lokizzle

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Aw, yuck. You sneezed EVERYWHERE... but not your hand (I guess?), so that was mean of her.
Shoulda held your nose, maybe?

#3 - On 08/08/2009 at 8:11pm by DameGreyWulf

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