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Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML

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Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.

#6 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:31pm by snowsock

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whaaaaaaat a whore.

#3 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:28pm by sofarsogood

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