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Today, I woke up in my friend's living room after our sleepover. I heard her hot older brother and his friends in the kitchen. Feeling confident, I exposed my midriff a little bit just to give them a peek. They groaned and threw a blanket over me. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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Wait, you exposed your midriff because you are feeling confident and wanted to give them a little peek? What are you, Amish? Here's a tip, no one cares.

#6 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:31pm by snowsock

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Ah, the embarrassing issues of growing up. D:
She's probably 12 or 13, which is why the group groaned in horror and threw the blanket. XD

#8 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:35pm by Moemoemoe

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