Today, I fell asleep in class during a boring economics lecture. I heard a whisper say "Rise and shine sleeping beauty." I thought it was my boyfriend, so i responded "Baby, what time is it? When is this F*ing class going to be over!?" it wasnt my boyfriend talking, it was my teacher. FML

by Noname / 03/18/2009 at 11:48am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

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  • In middle school I had a tech ed. teacher that would pile books on either side of a sleeping students head and then put a leather press (it weighed ~50lbs) on top of the books. Then he told the entire class to yell "wake up!" together and then the slumbering student would wake up and bash their head on the leather press. Nobody fell asleep twice in that class!

    #9 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:35pm by easrc

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  • "Awe baby, i was just dreaming about you!"

    #1 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:45pm by guacala

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