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Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48312) - you deserved it (5959)

On 08/07/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by lydiacoolness (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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Hey, at least you're recovering and you have a fiance.
That's good. Your life is good.

#3 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:06am by HumansSuck

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whoops.
well you can always explain. (:

#1 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:04am by michcb

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