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Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43229) - you deserved it (11641)

On 08/07/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Momlovesme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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