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Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Momlovesme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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what kind of mom would do that. that is horrible. i feel realy bad for u. sorry :(

#2 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:22am by puplover752

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Seriously, your relatives are shit.
Or you're a bitchy slut.
[:

#5 - On 08/08/2009 at 3:24am by codyxfail

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