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Today, I took a shower in a beachhouse we're renting for the week. Once I get out, I realize the house doesn't supply towels, my entire family was outside in the front yard, my cell phone was upstairs, and there are no blinds. I stood under a ceiling fan naked for 20 minutes trying to dry off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32796) - you deserved it (13981)

On 08/07/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by helplesssssss (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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wait if you're at a beachhouse shouldn't you have towels for when you go to the beach?

#9 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:30pm by veryst00pid

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Oo well at least no one saw you right?

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:24pm by Sun_Kissed18

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