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Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm - misc - by LT (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I was in a cab and my driver hit another cab - without saying anything he got out and started arguing with the other driver. He didn't stop the meter and ignored me so I just gave him 3 dollars, which is what the fare was before he got out (no tip) and simply left, pointing to the money as I walked out.

#4 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:27pm by nutellaphant

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If you had been in the Cash Cab, you would have had the chance to win some money. But be careful, because it's three strikes and you're out!

#31 - On 08/07/2009 at 9:07pm by r0wper

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