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Today, the car I was in got pulled over by the police for making an illegal turn. I was in a cab. And he kept the meter running. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45432) - you deserved it (2513)

On 08/07/2009 at 2:29pm - misc - by LT (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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I'd have demanded the driver let me out as soon as the cops turned up, and refuse to pay.

#3 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:26pm by SimpleSimon

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I would have gotten out.


I would have been like
"Peace Bitch"
"hey where my money"
"UP your ass"

#13 - On 08/07/2009 at 7:48pm by drzhottie148

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