Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned out. I am terrified of the dark and began wailing and crying. My mom had to pick the lock and get me out. I'm a 17 year old guy and captain of the Varsity football team. My little brother recorded it and plans on showing everyone. FML

by scaredshitless / 08/07/2009 at 12:11am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • This is pretty good blackmail material. Better be nice to your bro.

    #1 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:06am by IreadFMLnaked

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  • If it was a very serious shit, you would have not taken your mind off of such a serious excrement, therefore there would be no crying and no FML, so it obviously wasn't a serious shit, just a normal one.

    #6 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:09am by lolzRaptor

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