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Today, I was taking a serious shit when the light bulb burned out. I am terrified of the dark and began wailing and crying. My mom had to pick the lock and get me out. I'm a 17 year old guy and captain of the Varsity football team. My little brother recorded it and plans on showing everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23259) - you deserved it (59327)

On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by scaredshitless (man) - United States (Texas)

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This is pretty good blackmail material. Better be nice to your bro.

#1 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:06am by IreadFMLnaked

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And, you being 'captain of the Varsity football team' is relevant, because? God, I hate it when people think they're so great.

#11 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:17am by ForsakenGlory

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