Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39208) - you totally deserved it (6433)
On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)
That's exactly what I thought when I read this! It's by no means an FML. If you didn't know he was stacking things on you before this, it obviously wasn't harming you in any way.
Um.. no, it is most definitely AN eff-em-ell. Say it out loud.
#220 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:03am by anniebananie
Yes, a "what the fuck" moment at first, but this is just hilarious. It's not FML, it's just ... what it is. =]
#66 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:03pm by SunlightVeins
FYL for having a flat chest to be able to put all of that on without falling. assuming he put them on your chest, if it was your feet thats not impressive.
#67 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:03pm by Imawhalerider
She could sleep on her stomach, and he could stack them on her back..
#69 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:09pm by inerdablanket
Or he could use her stomach, she doesn't have to have a flat chest for you to stack things on her
#117 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:33pm by genius_man16
Yeah, it would've been funnier, but if he put four pillows on her face, plus a textbook and a cat, the pillow probably would've suffocated her.
Your boyfriend has the greatest hobby. Ever.
#268 - On 08/15/2009 at 3:29am by kindofgocrazy
wow Mark, no need to go and get those tight size small panties, into a bunch, i know they dont feel good when you have a massive wedgie, but chill out broski, wow, its like you don't even care about people's feelings, take a second and think about how that post made blurggle and lordjilly feel, i mean if i were them I would use an I statement and say "I don't like it when you say mean and hurtful things." And than after that according to the rules of the I statement you would say your sorry and mean it because what you said was so uncalled for and rude, and everyone would hug and dance and sing until, the beast of the land came and blocked out the sun, killing all the plants, kicking little kids in the belly button and ultimately eating you because you didn't really mean your I statement and that my friend is worth you being eaten.
#88 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:32pm by ananamoose
LMAO! Sounds like someone besides myself took peer counselor classes in high school, excellent work ananamoose!
#142 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:44pm by CarolinaGirl
you rock. tell mark how it is. karma's a bitch!... and a blessing, when it's the right time...
#184 - On 08/06/2009 at 9:32pm by angelienie
Agreed that is kind of a cute thing :D and he keeps track ROFL!!
#240 - On 08/07/2009 at 6:29am by jd_superjive
Nothing, OP will wind up with someone dull and lifeless if she takes offense about stuff like this.
#49 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:47pm by withsexyresults
LOL Thats F in Great! Hopefully he has posted a pix on the net.. Then it would be a FML. I am searching the net now!
#13 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:10pm by andlifesuxagain
hahaahaa I lol'd. That's pretty funny. Once, my sister and I told our little brother that if he puts on make-up, his penis will fall off! That night, while he was sleeping, we applied lipstick, a few strokes of mascara (as not to wake him up), and heavy blush. We also threw in a mini kid's sized hot dog covered with a concoction of ketchup & hotsauce between his sheets! LOL It was priceless!
Hahaa, the things you can do when somebody is sleeping........
#14 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:10pm by saraa615
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Wow...that's actually kind of dumb. Are you guys in middle school or something?
#21 is just bitter cuz they didn't think of it first :D
#100 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:03pm by razzumfrazzum
Actually i'm gonna go with #21 in his sleep. It's one thing to pull a little prank, but that's just dumb. You spent all that time just for a little freak out? You guys must have boring lives. All you need is some warm water and a bucket.
#118 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:36pm by genius_man16
if he did, we could put this on the "stuff on my cat" site as well. then we'd have a double win. :D
#156 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:28pm by koneko12984
that's hilarious. i would laugh at him, not post it as an fml, that's priceless. xD that's the first time i found an fml funny since i first heard about the site.
#17 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:18pm by morpher910
I loved this!!!! I laughed so hard! I don't see the problem in that... he was just having a little fun (:
#22 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:21pm by caligrrrl
tomorrow it'll be a dresser drawer if he keeps trying to exceed the amt of weight he tries to place on you
#24 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:22pm by justmyluck1212
people saying she deserves it for being a heavy sleeper should think... people don't choose to be a heavy or light sleeper after all.
They're called trolls, and they're doing it deliberately. They're the same people who say stuff like, "YDI for being a woman" or "YDI for reading books." Don't acknowledge them.
#36 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:32pm by Inoku
LOL, Thats funny, reminds me of the this other FML where this guy would put his stuff in his girlfriends mouth while she was sleeping.
next time he is sleeping, put a pilllow over his head and recored how long it takes him to suffocate. what a disrespectful cunt your boyfriend is, either you are a skank or he is just a dick
someone got their cheerios pissed in this morning...
this is hysterical. the cat is the finishing touch that makes it epic.
YDI for having an immature boyfriend and a flat chest. Lmao, just kidding. I just think this isn't FML material.
He's a little weird for doing that, but it's still funny LOL xD
#39 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:37pm by Sidneh
at least he didn't jerk off on you like that one chick's bf.. lol still think that one was hilarious tho
#40 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:38pm by seroose
Hahahaha! That's not really bad for you unless you move and the piles falls on you painfully, but this is really funny =).
Fine work by the California chapter of The Society For Stacking Things On Top Of Other Things. He is to be commended at the bi-yearly meeting.
#45 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:44pm by TuPutaMadre
Haha, isn't there a Monty Python sketch about that? I haven't seen MP in years...definitely time to watch it again!
atleast u have a bf with a sense of humor, u should have one too. Atleast he's not doin anything harmful to u while u sleep...its harmless fun and hilarious! lol
#47 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:47pm by FmyDaychick
That's so awesome. Your boyfriend is obviously a fun guy, be happy you've got a funny one!
#53 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:51pm by thatssohilarious
#54 win. lol. and this is one of the few fmls that made me rofl.
#59 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:57pm by firepowahhx90
My boyfriend draws on me. =/
He draws on my back, though. If I nap around him, I wake up with doodles on me.
#123 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:43pm by Prettyfunny
At your life is fucked how? Hah. :) Its kinda cute.
You're a heavy sleeper, it happens.
He could be doing worse things...
LMFAO. I do this to my little cousin, record is 5 pillows because i dont wanna try anything else.
#60 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:57pm by Yooh_Plus_Meh
Aw, I actually laughed. Not much of an FML, unless he does it while people are about and allows them to take pictures...
You have a funny boyfriend.
#62 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:00pm by DameGreyWulf
What's so bad about that? I know of several guys who have done much worse things to their girlfriends while they're sleeping. Stop being so dramatic and just laugh it off like anyone else would have done.
#72 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:11pm by doubleAbattery
How is this an FML? That's hilarious! Nobody's getting hurt (unless the cat is stacked under the textbook and pillows), you aren't being molested in your sleep, and it's just funny. Lighten up!
#77 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:17pm by deaditegirl
How is this an FML? That's hilarious! Nobody's getting hurt (unless the cat is stacked under the textbook and pillows), you aren't being molested in your sleep, and it's just funny. Lighten up!
#81 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:22pm by deaditegirl
Hey did you read the FML about the girl who woke up and found her boyfriend's penis next to her face and then found out he'd been "using" her face while she was sleeping? You could've been her...eek.
Lol my boyfriend sleeps just as heavily. Perhaps I should try this!
Lighten up honey! :)
#83 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:26pm by onemusicnote
he's gotta keep himself amused somehow. be glad thats all he does.
#86 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:32pm by DinosAndAliens22
Oh come on, that's not a fml. That's hilarious.
So long as he isn't piling things on you that are heavy enough to crush you, of course :P
He's just being silly.
But if it really bothers you that much, ask him not to. Problem solved.
#89 - On 08/06/2009 at 3:33pm by clockworklolita
lol I doubt it would stop others from repeating your point
#107 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:13pm by Nonamerequired
i love your boyfriend! a little akward but really cool!! XD
#103 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:08pm by ChocolatexGames
That's not bad at all. I once carried my sleeping girlfriend, put her laying on my grand piano and played a few songs because I thought it would be romantic to have her waking up to some slow melodies. I kept playing and she was still sleeping. She only woke up just before I was about to stop. So she's either a heavy sleeper or I'm just really gentle.
Awesome :D
He should try a glass of water. :P
But don't move when you sleep. O.O
#108 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:15pm by elsieenchanted
That is just tooo funny. Lighten up a little...it's definitely not an FML...you should be comending him on his creativity...I bet he rocks at Jenga.
How did you find out? Did you turn over, topple the pillow text book tower and send the cat flying?
#111 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:20pm by catatonicsleep
hahah , thats awesome ! I would laugh , i would have went "HAHA" . Thats totally not an FML , YDI for having such an awesome BF.
#112 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:24pm by justbeatit09
hahaha, this made me laugh so hard, especially when i read "...and the cat"
#116 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:30pm by thatWOULD_happen
wow, that is definitely one of the more bizzare fetishes i heard off. slap his face and walk off.
#126 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:48pm by fallen_dragonkin
So? We used to do that to our friend Paul all the time. He's got good balance for being asleep.
#127 - On 08/06/2009 at 4:53pm by skeptictank
Maybe this makes me a bad person, but I thought that this was hilarious.
#133 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:29pm by clumsykatie
If you have a cat like mine, who uses pillows to masturbate, then it's an FML.
#135 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:32pm by Person1233
I don't see the FML in this. It's just funny.
So YDI for being a heavy sleeper.
#136 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:32pm by toughluck08
I don't see how this is a FML? It's really funny, but your life is definately not f***ed because of it!
#137 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:33pm by LOL_TASTIC
Haha, I think that's amusing. I'd just laugh if that happened to me.
#139 - On 08/06/2009 at 5:39pm by 12frisbees
Your boyfriend = awesome .
That's not really FML , that's actually pretty damn amusing XD
If it happened to me I'd laugh hahahaa : P
your boyfriend sounds AWESOME!!! and this is not a fml!!!
#147 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:01pm by monkeylove8787
Not a FML. It's funny, and a bit embarrassing, but it doesn't f your life. All you should've done is laugh/roll your eyes/done the same to him in his sleep.
#150 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:13pm by bookworm124
How is this an FML? I would laugh so hard if i found out my boyfriend was doing that.
#152 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:17pm by hopelessybroken
Funny but not an FML unless you moved in your sleep and somehow got mauled by the cat or something.
#157 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:30pm by dramakat11
That is awesome.
Not really an FML, I don't see how it hurts you.
#161 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:50pm by Swimmergrl9244
http://www.berro.com/reasons_to_stay_sober/reasons_not_to_get_drunk_friends_prank_stacking_stuff_on_you.jpg
http://www.berro.com/motivational/reasons_to_stay_sober_funny_pictures_of_drunk_people.htm
#162 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:53pm by leagan66
not an FML. my best friend has done this to me while i'm awake if i'm ignoring her. and, she beat ur bf. four pillows, three books, and my laptop. XD
#163 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:54pm by octopuspanda
Your boyfriend is awesome. XD
Also, it's time to start a website, such as "Stuff on my GF/BF" or something like that. XD
Your boyfriend rules!! You have to ask him to take a picture next time! Especially if your cat is on you!
Part of me wishes that the cat was at the bottom of the pile.
#173 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:56pm by rissa_rizz
How is that an FML? Your boyfriend happens to be mastering a skill/.
#174 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:58pm by fmelanieslife
LOL I did this to my boyfriend, but I put the really fat cat on top of him after he passed out from being really really wasted. The fat cat just sat there happy as can be and I got a picture of it on my phone XD.
#175 - On 08/06/2009 at 7:59pm by LadyWallflower
Are you sure this isn't worthy of lmylife? That sounds like something I would do. Have a sense of humor. :P Maybe when he's asleep, you should beat his record.
#176 - On 08/06/2009 at 8:03pm by csdthegreat
That's the single most hilarious thing I've heard today. Your boyfriend's ace!
#177 - On 08/06/2009 at 8:06pm by eleutheros
Ahaha, dude, I do that to my best friend when she's sleeping :D
#181 - On 08/06/2009 at 9:12pm by moustachemonster
OP, you life is not fucked by this at all, however THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS! See? It made me laugh so much that I had to thank you in all caps. I approve very much of this FML! It's one of the greatest non-fmls i've seen on FML. No wait, THE greatestest non-fml, FML
#182 - On 08/06/2009 at 9:24pm by boatkicker
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
you should pay him back. stack yourself on top of him for a reward why don't you
#185 - On 08/06/2009 at 9:32pm by desertrain
That's so awesome. Hahahaha. I wanna go try that now... :)
#189 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:13pm by toosoonbreh
Haahahah sounds like a funny, cute boyfriend! Playful if anything. He sounds pretty badass for getting that much stacked up hhahaha! xD
#194 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:30pm by XxiPARISAxX
Haahahah sounds like a funny, cute boyfriend! Playful if anything. He sounds pretty badass for getting that much stacked up hhahaha! xD
#195 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:30pm by XxiPARISAxX
Why not? This one actually made me laugh. None of the other, possibly "more worthy" ones do. It's funny!
Am I supposed to feel sorry for you?!? That isn't bad at all!
#201 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:02pm by totallyforgetful
LMAO. You have a boyfriend with an excellent sense of humor - be happy! Unless you were hurt, this is not even close to being an FML.
#202 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:03pm by mimosazhao
I think this is funny as hell. Maybe you should stack things on him while he is sleeping? Create a new top record!
#203 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:06pm by lolatflyingducks
I did this to my friend at a sleepover several years ago. It's surprisingly entertaining. This isn't at all an FML, but I'm glad it's here.
#204 - On 08/06/2009 at 11:18pm by Escapist28
Ok first of all your boyfriend sounds awesome and second of all i dont get y this is an FML
#215 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am by xgothxbutterflyx
The only part that made it funny was....."and the cat"
#218 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:37am by Maksimillian
OMG when i first read your FML i thought you said " IN me while I sleep" and not "ON me while I sleep"
(I'm french and i'm not in USA since a long time I always mixed up in and on...)
I promise this FML is way funny and you actually understand it right =)
#221 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:10am by magootissa
My last sentence should be : I promise this FML is a lot more fun when you actually understand it right =)
sorry about that..
#222 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:15am by magootissa
Definitely not a FML! Your boyfriend sounds very funny! It's like Stuff on My Cat, except now Stuff on My Girlfriend, lol. XD
Fabulous! Next time maybe he'll add the cat's dry-food dish too!
#232 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:02am by p00p0ster0us
i played a game like this with my friend's family when her dad fell asleep on the beach. we would find tiny pieces of wood or shells or rocks, and whoever woke him up lost. we entertained the whole beach!
#233 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:21am by laughingspork
Hope he takes a picture next time so that he can show his buddies that you are really "stacked."
#234 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:00am by doof_fisch
At least he wasn't stacking things *IN* you... Epic win indeed!!!
#237 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:49am by DieterDerBlau
Entries like this are the reason fmylife needs a third button.
In addition to FML and YDI I propose "Get over it, that's awesome"
#244 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:45am by therevspecial
Cmon that's pretty cute, provided you are, and you need to learn to wake up when you are given attention, it avoids embarrassment. :)
Well, this isn't really an FML... but kinda funny... :P Your boyfriend is awesome, he has a sense of humor and he's determined haha if it bothers you so much, don't fall asleep when he's around (unless you live with him) Lol then ur screwed and you'll have to live with it! ;)
Wow, are there people out there who would actually get upset by something like this? Life must be tough then.
#255 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:18am by ZanderMoan
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#256 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:49pm by juliax0gulia
This reminds me of a game I used to play, except I stacked things on my cat when he was asleep.
My record was a CD case, a empty soda can, a coin purse, and a cell phone.
He's a big cat.
And this is pretty funny. Don't be upset.
#257 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:10pm by dmc0143
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA amazing i prlly cld have gotten another txt book
#263 - On 08/09/2009 at 11:05am by FML_2x_w_a_brick
hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
that sounds like something my boyfriend would do
#265 - On 08/11/2009 at 10:34pm by uuuuuuuuuug
That is one of the funniest things I have ever read in my entire life. I'm trying that on my girlfriend later.
i do this to my girlfriend!!!!!! she's so cute when she sleeps ... anyways... =) FYL for having no humor!!! luuuuuziirrrr!!!!! and FYBoyfriendsL cuz you have no humor too =) fail =) i unlike you =( rock on boyfriend dude!! =)
#286 - On 12/31/2009 at 5:01am by Spac3Ghost
