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Today, I was introduced to my future stepmother, but it turns out that I already know her. Not only are we the same age and went to the same high school, when we were in the same math class together the teacher would often confuse our names because "we could pass as twins". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56290) - you deserved it (1938)

On 08/06/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by whatismydadthinking (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

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take a hint. your dad thinks your hot.

#1 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:06am by sportmaster525

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Oh my stars.
Dye your hair, and pick a new favourite colour for clothes.
Lock your bedroom door at night.
And during the day.

Oh, and move far, far away as soon as is possible.

#13 - On 08/06/2009 at 10:34am by tomilalala

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