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Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML


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On 08/06/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Lawrence (man) - United States (Florida)

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I literally cringed. OUch dude.

#3 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:14am by Crazee108

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Christ! Either way you'd be in a lotta pain O_o
Though, at least hurting your hands is better than possibly splitting your head open ^,^
But seriously, FYL

#5 - On 08/06/2009 at 6:18am by Happy_Elf

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