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Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said "You got me wet" Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said" He replied "No really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12023) - you deserved it (26279)

On 08/05/2009 at 10:23pm - misc - by drooler (woman) - United States (New York)

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