Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML
wasn't there just one like this with someones grandma having a stroke?
What is up with the gratuitous swearing at strangers on the phone? Who does that?
Comments are deactivated.
Friday 22 May 2015