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Today, the phone kept ringing but there was only silence on the other line. The third time I yelled, "What the fuck is your F*ing problem asshole!? Get a life shithead!" and hung up. Then the pastor's wife called and explained that she mistakingly set her phone on mute. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17865) - you deserved it (59518)

On 03/17/2009 at 11:48pm - misc - by jina (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

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wasn't there just one like this with someones grandma having a stroke?

#3 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:41am by XxGivesMEhellxX

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What is up with the gratuitous swearing at strangers on the phone? Who does that?

#10 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:03am by gqduck

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